This Is How You Steal A Car?

From the Santa Clara Police Department “Police Blotter”

The suspect parked his own vehicle at a car wash. He made contact with the manager and handed him his business card. The suspect got into a freshly cleaned customer’s car that was coming out of the other end of the wash. He fled in the victim [sic] vehicle. A few hours later, S.J.P.D. located the car and the suspect. The suspect was arrested and booked into County Jail. His bizarre actions appear to be methamphetamine related.