It Would Be A Very Petty Theft But …

If your cash haul is only a quarter, it’s just petty theft, right? Well, it depends … on what the quarter was in. As reported by The Gainesville Sun:

A Gainesville woman was taken to jail Monday after being charged with helping to steal an $800 cash register.</blockquote.

Inside the cash register was a quarter, police said.

Doh! And to get the cash register, they broke a window in the front door! You can read more here.