A crowbar? Really? The Juice wouldn’t waste your valuable time on such an ordinary crime. Maybe a stapler, a tape measure, or a soda can? Nope. You would never, never, ever guess this woman’s weapon of choice. As reported at thelocal.de:
The mother entered the store at 4.25pm and asked to buy a breast pump, police reported.
The Juice can hear the cogs slowly beginning to turn in your brain.