Jostling?

Most folks want a clean record. But seriously, would you care if you got busted for jostling? If you would, you best watch your step if you find yourself in Warren, Michigan. From the Warren Code of Ordinances:

Sec. 22-108. Jostling.

It shall be unlawful for a person to be found jostling or roughly crowding people unnecessarily in a public place.

Can you imagine someone getting cited for “jostling” and fighting it in court? Think of how many times you could hear people say “jostle.” The thought makes The Juice chortle.