Legal Juice
You have to admit, it’s not the most illogical place to hide some sausage… It would appear, though, that this gent may have overdone it. Per The Cairns Post:
A man hit a snag with police after he stuffed his pants with sausages and a meat pack in an alleged theft at an Innisfail supermarket.
It is the region’s second case of shop-stealing involving sausages stashed in trousers in recent months. (You can read about the first one here.)
Police officers were called to the store after the 50-year-old was seen allegedly leaving without paying for the stash on Wednesday.
Sorry to disappoint the bargain hunters out there, but …
It is understood the meat has been disposed of.