Legal Juice
Most of the stuff speaks for itself – but not all of it. Per the Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida):
A homeless man went to court and was arrested on Friday, but the notable part of the story is what he hid from the judge as he stood before him.
The judge sent Neil Lansing to jail, where corrections deputies conducting a routine search in a cell block found part of a condom sticking out of his rectum, the sheriff’s office said.
Conducting those “routine” searches must be a highly sought after assignment.
According to sheriff’s officials: inside the condom they found 17 round blue pills, one cigarette, six matches, one flint, one empty syringe with an eraser over the needle, one lip balm container, one additional unused condom, a receipt from CVS pharmacy and a paper coupon.
A CVS receipt and a coupon? Say what? Adding insult to injury …
Lansing, 33, now faces charges he possessed a drug and a tobacco product inside the Sarasota County Jail. He is being held there without bond.
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