Dude Really Did Not Want To Go To Work

How do we know this? Because Daniel Kuch, of Pasco, Washington, had his friend shoot him, and then told the police he was shot while jogging. Could work really be that bad? Apparently Kuch wanted to avoid an upcoming drug test. Both Kuch and his friend were busted. Kuch will likely be charged with false reporting, and the shooter for reckless endangerment.