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Wait, You Mean I Can’t Park Here?
Of all the places to park your car, this is among the worst choice you could make. As reported by NorthCountryNow.com (New York):
A Potsdam man was arrested for driving while drugged early Saturday after state police discovered him allegedly sleeping while behind the wheel.
Francis T. Green, 34, of 81B Pumpkin Hill Rd., Potsdam, was charged with driving while ability impaired by drugs after police found him sleeping in his white 1992 Subaru at the intersection of Birch Street and Keener Road at about 3:45 a.m.
In the intersection!
He was transported to the Potsdam Police Department where he was evaluated by a drug recognition expert and found to be under the influence of drugs, police said. He was then taken to Canton-Potsdam Hospital where he consented to a blood test.
He is to face the charge Aug. 15 in Pierrepont Town Court. Police said they are waiting for the results of the blood test.
You’ll find the source here.
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It Was Time To Part Company After The First Flash
Assuming everything this woman says is true, you just have to scratch your head. As reported by www.timesonline (Beaver, Pennsylvania):
The owner of a Moon Township landscaping business has been charged with exposing himself to a female passenger in his car. Moon police have charged 72-year-old Armando Zucchero of 233 Ewings Mill Road, owner of Zucchero Landscaping, by mail with indecent exposure.
So what happened?
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Not A Model School Bus Driver
Clearly this lady is not cut out to be a school bus driver. Why? Well, as reported by The Herald-Tribune (Sarasota, Florida) …
A school bus driver has been fired for defecating on school grounds and encouraging a student to drop his pants and “moon” other students through the bus window.
Maureen Butler, 50, also reportedly admitted to district investigators that high-school students threw condoms and tampons on her bus that were found later by elementary school children.
A fine example for the youngsters. You can read a fair amount more here. And yes, she was fired.
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This Guy Has Really Been In Jail All This Time For This?
For something that is all about “freedom,” this gent has spent a lot of time in jail because of it. For what? As always, The Juice provides you with the naked truth, this time via scotsman.com.
Naked rambler Stephen Gough has been arrested, just three days after he was released from a six-year jail term.
No! Not again!
Gough, who hikes across the United Kingdom nude, was arrested in Townhill, Dunfermline, yesterday afternoon by officers from Fife Constabulary. The 53-year-old had been released from Perth prison on Tuesday.
A spokesman for Fife Constabulary said he had been arrested following complaints from members of the public and had been charged with a breach of the peace.
Damn you public! Seriously, the man is not hurting anyone.
The former marine, from Eastleigh in Hampshire, earned the “naked rambler” nickname by walking unclothed from Land’s End to John o’ Groats after quitting his job as a lorry driver.
He said earlier this week, as he walked free from jail, that he planned to walk to England to see his family.
In the past, officers at Perth prison would wait at the gates of the jail to re-arrest him on his release as he set off naked. However, this week they decided to turn a blind eye.
Finally! The man served his country. Good choice to let him be.
As he strolled through Perthshire naked on Thursday, he reportedly said: “The human body is not offensive – anyone who thinks this is offensive is acting irrationally. It is social conditioning gone wrong.”
Gough went on: “Freedom is why I am doing this. The naked bit is secondary. So I’ve not won or lost my battle. I’ve not lost time behind bars because I am still alive and free. And that’s how it will stay.”
He said he had spent up to 23 hours a day in solitary confinement at Perth because of his refusal to wear clothes.
If that’s true, it’s beyond idiotic. It’s criminal.
He said the time passed quickly and that, although he had expected trouble from some inmates, most had been supportive and friendly.
As for the origin of the journey …
Gough’s initial Land’s End to John o’ Groat’s trip began in 2003 and was beset with difficulties, including numerous arrests, beatings from gangs of youths and time in a psychiatric hospital. [A psychiatric assessment has concluded that Gough is sane.]
Each time he has appeared in court, he has been naked apart from a blanket. He has mostly been charged with a breach of the peace by conducting himself in a disorderly manner, by walking naked in the presence of the public.
He continues to refuse to wear clothes, and says that he would like to repeal indecency laws and establishment attitudes.
For this he’s spent the past 6 years in jail? Not cool. Here’s the source, including a photo of Mr. Gough.
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You Assaulted A Police Horse?
Who doesn’t like horses? You can start with this Nebraska lady, at least when it comes to police horses. As reported by omaha.com:
Three police officers and a horse were needed to take a 20-year-old Omaha woman into custody early Sunday in the Old Market after she intervened in a traffic stop.
Officer Jacob Bettin, a police spokesman, said the three officers all sustained minor injuries including scratches, cuts and bite marks during the incident. The woman was booked into jail for resisting arrest, three counts of assaulting an officer and one count of assaulting a police service animal.
Bettin said the incident began about 1:20 a.m. when the woman approached an officer who had made a traffic stop near 10th and Harney Streets. The woman, who was not part of the traffic stop, approached the officer and became “verbally and physically combative,” he said.
Two other officers, including one on patrol service horse Gunny, arrived to help place the woman under arrest.
Yikes. Here’s the source.
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Busted For – Literally – Throwing Money Out The Window
You know the expression “throwing money out the window?” How about “money to burn?” Well, a man in Taiwan DID BOTH, and was arrested and “charged with public endangerment and destruction of currency,” as reported by news.com.au.
The man tossed the bills [$1 million Taiwan ($30,000 US)] from a taxi in a crowded part of Taichung city on Sunday as people stopped to pick up the cash, Changhua police official Lin Shih-ming said.
That’s not all.
He is believed to have thrown heaps more money on an earlier road trip starting in the capital Taipei.
And …
The man also burned about T$400,000 and had two more sacks of cash …
Why? “He might have had a nervous condition, as his state of mind wasn’t normal,” Lin said. Indeed. And where did the money come from?
“… apparently [from] the proceeds of a property sale …”
Throwing any chance of a good tip right out the window [bah da bing], the taxi driver turned our monied friend over to the police.
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One Cool, Calm & Collected Burglar
You’ve probably never burgled before. But if you did, don’t you think you’d be a little nervous? Not this lady, as reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky)
Police say a Florence, Ky., woman was so comfortable burglarizing homes that she even stopped to take a shower during one of her crimes.
Virginia McFadden, age 31, is charged with nine counts of burglary after police say she broke into residences on Sherwood Avenue, Everett Avenue, Highland Avenue, Glenmary Avenue and Murray Avenue.
A shower! How was this clean, cool burglar busted?
Police say McFadden was caught on surveillance video trying to use one of her victims’ gift cards at WalMart.
Doh!
She was arrested Thursday afternoon after police say she confessed to the burglaries.
Here’s the source, complete with Ms. McFadden’s mug shot.
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How Drunk Was She?
Okay, so you’re boyfriend won’t let you drive his car. Good decision, since you were drunk. So then you decide to “borrow” his brother’s car. Want to guess what his brother does for a living? As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News:
A 26-year-old woman was arrested Wednesday night after stealing a Walton County Sheriff’s Office patrol vehicle.
Britney Michelle Simpson of Warner Robbins, Ga.,and her boyfriend were staying with his brother, an investigator with the Sheriff’s Office, according to a press release.
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Drunk Guys WALKING Home, And Get Busted Anyway?
Where’s the love for a couple drunk fellas who, responsibly, walked home after they got lit? You’re probably wondering why they were arrested. Well, let’s just say The Juice is about to expose the reason why, as reported in The Post and Courier:
After they were arrested early Monday, two drunken revelers told police officers that they thought it would be a good idea to strip off their clothes and walk around downtown Charleston, according to an incident report.
Christoph Robin Egan, 19, and Andrew Stephen Dunford, 21, both of Montclair, N.J., face a charge of indecent exposure after an officer spotted the duo around 2 a.m. on Logan Street “completely in the nude,” the report stated.
The children! Cover their eyes! Um, never mind. This happened around 2:00 in the morning.
After stopping the men about two blocks north of Broad Street, the Charleston Police Department officer noted that Egan had only a cellphone and that Dunford was carrying a bag with their clothes. Both smelled of alcohol, were slurring their speech and had bloodshot eyes, the officer wrote.
Egan told the officer that they had just left some bars and “thought it would be fun” to walk home naked, according to the report. The report did not explain how the underage man was allowed to drink.
Egan and Dunford were jailed. They posted bail later in the day and were released.
Excellent use of police resources. Here’s the source, including mug shots.