Articles Posted in Odd Cases

Squeezed on:

By

Bollards%20steel%20metal.gif

It is not yet known what motivated a 45-year-old woman to drive her car into the courthouse doors. Whatever it was, though, it’s likely the same thing that motivated her to then back up her car, and ram into the doors again… and again … and again! Per the Journal Pioneer:

When police arrived on the scene the woman had backed up a fourth time and rammed her car through the doors again, this time ending up inside the building.

Officers raced in and placed blocks under the vehicle tires.

The woman, allegedly still had her foot on the gas and was attempting to drive even further into the building.

Shazam! Think the bollards are up yet? You can read more (a little bit) here.

Squeezed on:

By

taser%20detailed%20diagram%20picture%20stun%20gun.jpg

Unlike the incident in yesterday’s post, I don’t have any problem with this shocker in Ypsilanti, Michigan. As reported at mlive.com,

Ypsilanti Police Sgt. Deric Gress said police were called to the scene at 4:10 a.m. on a report of a man chasing a woman outside an apartment complex. When police arrived, the man stripped his clothes off. He had what appeared to a knife in one hand, police said, and he asked police to kill him, then quickly changed the subject.

Officers ordered the man to lie on the ground, but he instead went toward an officer, who fired the stun gun at him. The man fell and let go of what officers had thought was a knife; it turned out to be a large pen.

End of incident? Nope.

The man pulled one of the Taser probes from his body, then ran toward a female bystander, whom he grabbed. Police ordered the 24-year-old Ypsilanti man to the ground again, but he ran off, so police used the Taser a second time and were able to bring him under to control.

Ouch. Click here for the source.

Squeezed on:

By

feet%20foot%20fetish%20big%20toes.jpg
I might have to add a separate category for foot fetishes. (Click here and here for more foot fetish entries.) As reported by CBS3 in Philadelphia:

An alleged foot fetish bandit is due in court for a preliminary hearing following a series of bizarre attacks in Philadelphia.

Richard Casey, 47, has been charged with multiple counts of aggravated indecent assault, robbery and related offenses for the group of incidents that took place between November 2006 and January 2007.

Continue reading →
Squeezed on:

By

fart%20alert%20button%20funny%20joke%20button.jpg
A fart. Yes, the police charged Clarksburg, West Virginia resident Jose Antonio Cruz with battery for farting on a policeman! As reported in the Charleston Daily Mail:

South Charleston police said they were fingerprinting Cruz at police headquarters Tuesday when Cruz moved near Patrolman T.E. Parsons, lifted his leg and passed gas “loudly” on the officer, according to a criminal complaint.

Cruz then waved the air in the direction of Parsons, who was preparing a breath test machine nearby.

Continue reading →
Squeezed on:

By

Silhouette%20Stripper%20exoctic%20dancer%20Pole.jpg Usually nothing. But there are exceptions. Per the Chicago Tribune:

A DeKalb lawyer was suspended for 15 months Thursday for arranging to have a female client perform nude dances for him in exchange for credit on her legal fees, a state commission said.

Here’s how it started:

Continue reading →
Squeezed on:

By

dirty%20dishes%20sinkful%20lots%20filthy.jpg

So this woman, Briana “don’t make me pounce on you” Pouncy, told her live-in boyfriend Joseph Boykins to do the dishes. He didn’t. When she came home to a sink full of dirty dishes, it was on. They argued, and she told Mr. Boykins to leave. When he refused, it got ugly. Per the Fort Worth Star-Telegram:

… police say she bit her boyfriend, broke a picture frame across his face [causing visible cuts] and swung at him with a sword …

Yikes. She’s out on $10,000 bond.

Squeezed on:

By

strange%20but%20true.jpg If it sounds really crazy, it’s usually true. As reported by the Los Angeles Times:

A 28-year-old man pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor count of animal cruelty in a bizarre New Year’s Eve incident in which he leaped off the San Diego-Coronado Bridge with an Oceanside police dog biting his arm. The dog died in the fall.

Cory Nathaniel Byron also pleaded guilty Wednesday to felony counts of drunk driving and evading arrest. The incident began with Byron being chased for 45 miles by Oceanside police along Interstate 5. When he stopped on the bridge, a police dog named Stryker was sent to subdue him.

Byron, who has two previous drunk driving convictions, suffered a collapsed lung and other injuries. He faces four years in prison when sentenced Oct. 29 in Vista Superior Court.

Dang. Once again proving that truth is stranger than fiction …

By
Posted in: Odd Cases
Squeezed on:
Updated:
Squeezed on:

By

breasts%20fake%20huge%20large%20big%20gigantic%20enourmous.jpg

Our purse snatcher in Port St. Lucie, Florida, was a male cross-dresser, and apparently not a very good one. Why? He left his fake breast at the scene of the crime! And it was made with a condom filled with water, stuffed in a sock! The cops are dusting the condom for prints, and are doing DNA testing on 2 hairs they found on the sock. Here’s a description of our man, as reported by tcpalm.com:

The assailant wore a short jean skirt, tube top and white flip-flops, weighs 130 to 140 pounds and is of thin build. He sported shoulder-length hair with maroon hair attachments in a dreadlocks style.

(The Juice wanted to give props to the reader who submitted this, but the reader wished to remain anonymous.) Here’s the source, including a photo of the fake breast.

Squeezed on:

By

burp%20belch%20funny.gif

How can a burp lead to an arrest? Here’s how, as reported by The Australian:

A 19-year-old man who allegedly burped in the face of administrative staff at a north Queensland police station has been charged with being a public nuisance.

Innisfail District Police Inspector David Tucker said the man from Tully was at the local police station on Monday when he allegedly burped twice in a female worker’s face.

“He was then asked to burp away from staff which resulted in him swearing, raising his voice and using obscene language,” Insp Tucker said.

“The public nuisance charge relates to his language and aggressive behaviour and not the burping.

“This type of behaviour will not be tolerated to staff at police stations.”

Insp Tucker said the man was due to face Tully Magistrates Court on September 18.

Brilliant!

By
Posted in: Odd Cases
Squeezed on:
Updated:
Squeezed on:

By

interview%20tips%20pointers%20advice.jpg

Darren Mirren, age 16, had an interview scheduled with a commercial cleaning company. He didn’t show. When they called him, he said he didn’t know how to find the office. So they rescheduled the interview. Again he didn’t show. Prepare yourself for this: He didn’t get the job! OMG. Can you believe it? So, naturally, Darren … sued! He filed an age discrimination claim with the Employment Tribunal in Glasgow, Scotland. And he … lost. How is Darren taking it? As reported by The Scotsman:

Last night the teenager, who is still unemployed, was adamant he was in the right. “It wasn’t my fault. I was unable to get there because they didn’t give me any directions.

” “I felt it was discrimination because of my age.”

First, UFB. And second, I am just shocked that he hasn’t yet found a job. Here’s the source.

By
Posted in: Odd Cases
Squeezed on:
Updated: