You have to be pretty hammered to think that the candor pander has any chance of working when you’re driving drunk. As reported by www.beenews.com (New York):
A man was arrested for driving while intoxicated after patrol observed his vehicle pass through a steady red light at Seneca Creek Road and swerve several times on Union Road.
The man told patrol, “I’m not gonna lie, I’ve been drinking,” then produced a Rite Aid rewards card for ID instead of his driver’s license.
Doh!