Everyone, and I mean everyone, has had a haircut they have been unhappy with. But, unlike with virtually every other problem, this one actually does go away with time. A man in Norway couldn’t wait. So, as reported at newsenglish.no:
A man in Drammen was so unhappy with his new haircut that he called police, demanding assistance because he didn’t want to leave the hair salon.
News bureau NTB reported that according to the Søndre Buskerud Police District’s logs, the man claimed that the hairdresser had done such a bad job that he couldn’t go outside without a cap. He apparently didn’t have one.
He also had complained about the result of his haircut to the salon’s proprietor, but was told it was too late to do anything about it.
If only the owner had told him he could take care of it … and then shaved him bald!
The police receiving his call for help told him they had many duties in the course of a day, and responded to many calls, but his would not be one of them.
Here’s the source.