People trying to sneak stuff into jail is not news. You can probably guess one of the techniques that is frequently attempted. Well here’s a new one, at least new to The Juice. As reported by North Country Now (New York): A Moira woman has been arrested for allegedly trying…
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Shit Kills?
The word “shit” is just that – a word. Certainly some folks prefer not to say it, hear it or see it, but, well, tough … Seriously, this is still America, right? Tell that to Brian Barnett, who was a Green Party candidate in Arkansas. I don’t know anything about…
[Ex] Deputy Gave Prisoner A Sandwich That Had Been Rubbed Against …
If you are among those who can look at a piece of bologna and still eat it, that may change after you read this. As reported by The Columbus Dispatch: [Ex-deputy] Joseph M. Cantwell, 38, pleaded guilty to two misdemeanor health-code violations for giving Joseph Copeland a bologna sandwich that…
Is That An Ice Cream Sandwich In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
As you’ll soon see, this fella has an appetite for dollar stores, and ice cream sandwiches. As reported by tcpalm.com: 32-year-old Robert Silvia, was arrested Oct. 12 after an assistant manager at a Family Dollar saw a man take “an ice cream sandwich from the front of his pants” and…
Stoned, And Driving, And … 12?
If you didn’t get in any trouble as a kid, either you’re very clever, or your childhood was incomplete. But this kid? At only 12, he’s had enough trouble to last him for a long, long time. As reported by www.ksat.com: In Santa Fe, New Mexico, a 12-year-old boy high…
Would It Be Okay To Perform Surgery On Crack?
Surgery is scary enough. I’d like to know that my doctor is certain that operating while on crack would be a bad thing. It’s not that California ear, nose and throat specialist Li Quang Nguyen actually operated while on crack, but check this out, as reported by the OC Register:…
Smoke “Strange” Herb, Do Strange Things
Some people smoke weed. Some people believe god tells them to do things. Therefore, some people who smoke weed believe god tells them to do things. No? Of course not. You need not have taken formal logic to know that is complete BS. Nevertheless, there was a young man in…
Where Do You Get Busted Down To From Traffic Cop?
Unless you’ve never seen a movie or tv show, you’re familiar with the cop who makes a mess of things and ends up getting busted down to traffic. So what happens if you are a traffic cop, and you mess up? This gent is almost certainly going to find out.…
Yup. Definitely Time For Some Sensitivity Training.
Please, tell The Juice that this Connecticut legislator did not just push the button to talk and say that. Alas, he did. As reported by the The New London Day: State Rep. Ernest Hewett, D-New London, was removed from his post as deputy speaker this week after making an inappropriate…
Yeah, You Know You’ve Thought About It
Admit it. You’ve thought about it. Some jackass steals your parking spot. You want blood (or at least some bruising). But you don’t do anything because … it’s a parking spot. Well, one or both of these gents felt otherwise, per timesonline.com (Beaver, PA): [Franklin] Township police said officers were…