Not only did this young woman visit her husband in the Penitentiary, but she also brought their infant son, and … a gift! The folks at The Lincoln Journal Star reported it this way: A state prison inmate’s wife faces a charge herself after allegedly getting caught trying to deliver…
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Not The Most Enlightened Sex Education Program
The source for today’s Juice? A Change.org petition that came The Juice’s way. No doubt this law will end homosexuality in Alabama… Clearly a class adhering to the requirements of this law cannot be called sex “education.” The law is Section 16-40A-2 of the Alabama Code: MINIMUM CONTENTS TO BE…
There Is No Better Place To Have A Fight
Where is the absolute best place for a fight to occur? Think about access to medical care. From The Arab Times: KUWAIT CITY, March 16: Four citizens, including two youths, sustained serious injuries when two families of 30 Kuwaitis engaged in a bloody fight at Mubarak Al-Kabeer Hospital, reports Al-Qabas…
Mailman Fired For Taking Time Off After His Dog Dies
Actually, the Royal Mail said the week David Portman took off to mourn his dog’s death was just the last straw. In his 5 years as a mailman, Portman missed 137 days. Claiming that his absences were either work-related or genuine injuries not of his doing, and that he shouldn’t…
It’s Generally Not A Good Idea To Call 911 When You’re Lit
In the world of 911 operators, this probably wasn’t even that wacky of a call. Still, it was really stupid. It’s almost like you’d have to be drunk to do something this dumb. Per clickorlando.com: A Brevard County mother was arrested after she called 911 and asked dispatchers to sends…
Prosecutor Drops F-Bombs, Unfortunately For Him – In A Voicemail To Defense Counsel
&@#$#@)+&!!!! Everyone has thought about cussing someone out. Lots of us have done it. Not so many have done it on another attorney’s voicemail. A longtime prosecutor in Clark County, Washington sure wishes he hadn’t. As reported in The Columbian … A 27-year veteran attorney of the Clark County Prosecutor’s…
Think This Kid Is Too Young To Be “Driving” On A Real Road?
How young? Single digits young. While it wasn’t a real car, the road was real enough. Per khou.com: A Houston father has been charged with endangering a child after he let his 3-year-old son drive a toy car on a busy road. Three! Officials said on March 8, Jeremy Scott,…
A Possible DUI?
In this case, The Juice is willing to mete out some instant justice. Guilty! Brought to you by the Colorado Springs Police Department Police Blotter: CSPD received a report of a small SUV driving West in the 1700 Block of Woodman Rd that was weaving all over the roadway. The…
Grilling Under The Influence?
These gents only wish they had the opportunity to grill under the influence. Alas, their plan was foiled by Johnny Law. As reported by tcpalm.com: Police officers were fairly certain they had recovered a stolen gas barbecue grill when they saw two intoxicated men pushing it up the road late…
With Help Like This, Fuhgeddabout The Security System!
Seriously, what do you expect when you burglarize a haunted house? That the spirits are just going to let you waltz out the door with their otherworldly possessions? I don’t think so. As reported by the AP, out of Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia: A news report says a burglar who broke…