If this dude is a sports fan, here’s guessing that his favorite cliche is the one about running a successful play over and over until the opposing team stops it. Now, It may be useful in sports, but in crime? Not so much. Especially crimes against property … As reported…
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Say It Ain’t So, Batman!
How bad are things in the UK? Even Batman has crossed to the dark side. As reported by news.scotsman.com: A man who handed his friend in to a police station while dressed as Batman has been charged with burglary. Stan Worby, 39, made headlines around the world last month when…
Judge And Lawyer Argue Over “Tie.” Who Wins?
In almost every jurisdiction, male lawyers must wear a jacket and tie when they appear in court. The idea is to appear dignified and professional – we are, after all, officers of the court. Most attorneys would probably agree that the courtroom is not the place to make a fashion…
A Serial Brandisher?
You’re probably thinking “oh, like you’ve never brandished?” A gun? No, The Juice has never brandished a gun. The same cannot be said for Ms. Shiquita D. Reed, whose recent trip to Brandishstan (look it up) involved children at a bus stop! As reported by The Richmond Times-Dispatch: A Chesterfield…
Man Offended By “Obscene” Decal
Honestly, sir, get a life. Don’t look at it. Move to the mountains. Read the Constitution. But please, don’t waste anyone’s time with your complaints about this decal!!!!! As reported by Great Falls Tribune (Montana): Brian Smith is tired of coming home from work to see what he calls pornography…
A Tooth Fetish? A “Beautiful Tongue?”
Choppers, choppers, choppers. Eric White, 42, of Edinburgh, Scotland, just can’t get enough of the pearlie whites. He roamed the city streets, telling women that he worked for a dental company, and wanted to photograph their teeth. And he didn’t just roam the streets in search of worthy teeth. In…
Man’s Car Gets Rammed, Has Laser-Like Focus On …
Someone hits your car on purpose. Of course, you get all the pertinent information. If you’re this guy, that would not be the license plate, type of car, etc. Per sfgate.com: A woman intentionally rammed her car into a man’s car while arguing over a parking spot in the Haight,…
You’re Really Going To Suspend Me For Wearing A Pink Tie?
Yes, Mr. 9-year bus driver, they are. As reported in The State Register-Journal: A Springfield Mass Transit District bus driver received a one-day unpaid suspension recently for wearing a pink tie to help raise awareness for breast cancer. The driver had to serve the suspension, but his action also led…
Store Owner’s Contest? Guess The Next Employee To Be Fired!
You will be not be surprised to learn that Mr. William Ernst (who owns a bunch of convenience stores called QC Mart) was known by some as the “boss from hell.” A recent brainstorm to make the case? How about a memo titled “New Contest – Guess The Next Cashier…
Appropriately, This Gent Was The “Vice” Mayor
Have you ever heard of a charge for DWM? It stands for Driving While … This is some seriously aberrant behavior, and incredibly dangerous. Check out this story from WJHL in Kingsport, TN: Three women testified against former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor William Blakely, graphically recounting times he exposed himself while…