Well, this is one of the most one-way relationships ever. As in, a truckload of money went one way, and “virtually” nothing went the other way … As reported by The Naperville Sun A Naperville man is out $200,000 after wiring money to an online girlfriend he didn’t realize was…
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So, What Are You In For?
That’s not a question this man will want to answer. Why? Because the answer is … dognapping. As reported by The Sun Sentinel: A canine con man was busted Wednesday after trying to extort an $8,000 cash ransom from a North Naples woman in exchange for her two white 3-year-old…
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What, You Think They Just Give Pot Away?
So this gent needed money to buy some pot. It turns out he’s a mailman. Or was. Per The Highline Times (Burien, Washington): [Former Des Moines mailman Charles] Wright, 57 [a Postal Service employee for 34 years, and Army veteran] was caught last year stealing gift cards from dozens of…
Falling Asleep On The Subway In New York? Expensive.
If you ride the subway frequently (The Juice did back in the day, before he discovered bicycling to work) you always see people nodding off. Chances are, though, that very few of them were toting this kind of merchandise. As reported by Brooklynpaper.com: A crook stole a bookbag from a…
Drunk Driver Makes Absolutely Certain He’ll Be Caught
Unlike The Juice’s recent post about the drunk driver who called the police and turned himself in, this gent took a different route. Per The Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): The driver of an SUV that hit a police car stopped on the shoulder of a road faces drunken driving…
Bungled Burglary
If you’re going to burgle a joint, wouldn’t you want to make sure nobody is home? As reported by wptv.com: Juneem Barnes was taking a nap Thursday morning, when loud noises woke him up in his Port St. Lucie home. Police said those sounds were from would-be burglars. “They were…
Can You Get Jail Time For Watching A Cartoon?
So do you think someone can get jail time for watching a cartoon? Would it make any difference if the cartoons were sexual? Decide for yourself, after reading this from stuff.co.nz: Ronald Clark downloaded the Japanese anime cartoons three years ago, setting in train events that would see him in…
Google Sued Over Underwear Hanging Outside Apartment
Google probably gets sued everyday for some wacky reason. Add this one to the list – in the “Google satellite – underwear” category. As reported by The Mainichi Daily News: A woman [in Fukuoka] is suing search-engine giant Google Inc., saying her psychological condition worsened after discovering that a search…
As Ye Post, So Shall Ye Reap
Maybe it’s because texting or posting something on Facebook, or leaving a voice mail message (Mel Gibson!) is so easy. Whatever the reason, people really do a lot of stupid things with technology. A recent example is brought to you by The Belleville (Illinois) News-Democrat. An Alton man faces charges…