OLYMPUS DIGITAL CAMERA Getting pocket dialed is annoying, though we all get tagged occasionally, even the police. In this particular instance, The Juice is guessing they weren’t the least bit annoyed. Police responded to a 911 call in the 600 block of S.W. 122nd street. The caller was on…
A certain gentleman (not the guy in picture) will be cursing child safety locks in cars for quite some time. Why? As reported by nola.com (The Times-Picayune): A man accused of stealing more than $20,000 in cash after burglarizing a Metairie coffee shop might have gotten away if it wasn’t…
Yes, incredibly, this is a real story. As reported by myfoxdetroit.com: Three Bloomfield Hills kids who refused an order by a judge to go to lunch with their father have been ordered to a juvenile detention facility. “I felt like I was watching them be executed,” said Maya Tsimhoni. The…
Who would think of “rock, paper, scissors” as a gambling game? A Seattle man did (it’s unlikely he will again, at least for a while), and was looking for takers. He found one, and it didn’t end well. As reported by komonews.com: King County prosecutors claim Michael Langley stabbed at…
I’m not drunk! I know where I live! It’s No. 10 right there. Well, not exactly. As reported in The Moultrie News Police Blotter: A drunk guy got a ride home one night to his apartment and told the driver he lived in apartment No. 10, according to a report.…
This fellow was indeed born free and naked, but he’s in the slammer now (and clothed). He’s fortunate not to have been held in contempt. Perhaps the judge liked his singing. As reported by The Irish Times: A 49-year-old man from Youghal in Co Cork, who constantly sang ‘Born Free’…
Lots of people drink too much. Some people go on crime sprees. Not too many people do both simultaneously. Added to the list – a gent from from Wasilla, Alaska. Per The Alaska Dispatch News: A 27-year-old Fairbanks man faces multiple charges after he robbed a Wasilla coffee stand, pulled a…
You be the judge. Mr. Moyer “was accused of touching the woman’s chest and buttocks in the Toontown area of the Magic Kingdom.” As reported by clickorlando.com: “I’m not guilty,” Moyer told the judge. “I haven’t, as the prosecution says, molested or grabbed — maybe unintentionally touched, but that’s as…
If you thought you could find an expert on anything, you would be wrong. As reported by HurriyetDailyNews.com: A Turkish judge has taken full responsibility in a pornography case while acquitting the investigation’s suspects after the court failed to find an “expert on artificial vaginas.” You’re probably wondering why the…
Admittedly there aren’t a lot of plausible explanations for shoplifting. Nevertheless, this one is a real doozy. As reported by The Times and Democrat (Orangeburg, South Carolina): An Orangeburg woman was charged with shoplifting at the Walmart on North Road. Walmart Loss Prevention personnel said the woman attempted to take…