First of all, is The Juice the only one who didn’t know some Walmarts are open 24 hours? Maybe if they had more “associates” working, things like this wouldn’t happen. Per The Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): According to police reports, two men walked into the [Wal-Mart store in Collinsville] at about…
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Glad To See You, Or …
You have to admit, it’s not the most illogical place to hide some sausage… It would appear, though, that this gent may have overdone it. Per The Cairns Post: A man hit a snag with police after he stuffed his pants with sausages and a meat pack in an alleged…
The Family That Drinks Together …
Well, yes, the family that drinks together often does get drunk together. And they do stick together too. As reported by timesonline.com (Beaver, PA): Rochester police said [Jason Dean] Sheets [25] Sheets and John William Moore Jr., 47, also of 300 Jackson St., Apartment 31, were pumping gas at Sheetz…
Some Weird Portland, Oregon Laws
Like most cities, Portland has some weird laws still on the books. As reported in the The Oregonian: … Then there are the head-scratchers. Publicly scraping clean the skeleton of one’s beloved in a cemetery is a criminal act. Chain letters are strictly prohibited. In city parks, it’s illegal to…
Wait, So You’re Telling Me That ATMs Have Cameras?
It was widely believed that EVERYONE knew ATMs have cameras. Perhaps now, with the arrest of this man, that is indeed the case. As seen at thebrooklynpaper.com: A man was arrested for attempting to steal money from the same automated teller machine on Bedford Avenue four times between April 4…
You Did All That For Some Cigarettes?
Everyone knows nicotine is physically addictive. But check out what these gents went through just to get some cigarettes, per ThePoliceNews.net: La Marque, Texas — Police are looking for two men who pulled pistols on a convenience store clerk and made off with a supply of cigarettes valued at about…
Nobody Wants To Get Tased, But This?
The Daily Show With Jon Stewart Mon – Thurs 11p / 10c <td colspan='2'Moment of Zen – Sanchez Taser www.thedailyshow.com Daily Show Full Episodes Political Humor Rally to Restore Sanity Except for Rich Sanchez (see video above), nobody wants to get tased. But how far would you go to avoid…
The NRA Would Be Fine With Half Of This Story, Except It Was In The Car
First and foremost, teachers should be good at their jobs – teaching. If they can also serve as role models, that’s a bonus. This man won’t be in the “bonus” category. As reported by sacramento.cbslocal.ccom: Someone notified Willis Jepson Middle School officials that 53-year-old Bobby Chambers, of Chico, had a…
The Internet Is Awesome, But It’s No Substitute For A Hospital!
Nobody can argue that the internet has dramatically changed the world. Some folks, though, turn to it when they ought to just do things the old-fashioned way. For example, there’s this woman in Santa Fe, Texas, as reported by kwtx.com … Police in Santa Fe in Southeast Texas say the…
Someone Really Likes Cheez-Its
Everyone craves some type of food at one time or another. And although you may not consider Cheez-Its to be food, a New Hampshire man had a serious craving, and apparently no cash. So, according to The New Hampshire Union Leader … Officer Jacob Tyler was on patrol when he…