Do you think this dude still hates LeBron? … Sure, it was a big blow to Cleveland Cavaliers fans when LeBron announced that he was headed south. But really, how upset can you get? Pretty upset, judging from this dude. From the Strongsville Ohio Police Blotter: SUSPICIOUS SITUATION, MEADOW LANE:…
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Who Taught This Kid How To “Fish”?
This is definitely the most bizarre type of “fishing” The Juice has ever read about. As reported in the Strongsville, Ohio police blotter of the Sun Star Courier: … officers had a chat with a boy because of his unusual fishing methods. Concerned residents called police because the youngster —…
You Silly Drunk Man
How drunk was he? Pretty darned drunk. Per The New Hampshire Union Leader: Authorities received a call from a Kingston Court homeowner who reported that a man she did not know had walked into her bedroom. Uh-oh. Police responded to the home and found [Ryan] Maszczak [35] asleep in a…
This Gent Really Dislikes His Neighbor. Just Ask His Face.
Unless you’re the most anal person on earth, you don’t pick your neighbors. You pick the house and the location. Well this gent clearly was not happy with the neighbor he drew, and he picked a strange way to express his displeasure. As reported by The Anchorage Daily News: A…
Thief Hid The Jewelry Where?
Well, it’s certainly not the first place folks would look for missing property. Nevertheless, by her own admission, Ms. Jones hid the jewelry in her, uh, um … you know. As reported by The Sandusky Register: Erie County Sheriff’s deputies arrested an Elyria roofer who told them she stole valuable…
Usually Riding The Bus Is Uneventful, If Not Downright Boring, But Not Today!
Next time you’re on the bus, take a look around. Of the folks who are awake, you’re going to see a lot of bored faces. But not on this bus ride in Orlando, Florida! Why is that? Well, per The Orlando Sentinel: A Longwood woman was arrested Wednesday evening after…
Yeah, Bragging About The Success Of Your Illegal Activities On YouTube Is Brilliant
The first rule of criminal activity could easily be: Don’t talk about the criminal activity. It should go without saying that you don’t want to post MORE THAN 36 YOUTUBE VIDEOS about your criminal activity! Now you know … but it’s too late for this guy. As reported by The…
Really? You Think You Were Wrongfully Terminated?
This is some serious chutzpah. As reported by The Chicago Tribune: A Chicago police officer fired after a video camera recorded him beating a female bartender [see above] is asking a judge to review his termination. The grounds? They include: [improperly] using the infamous videotape in deciding to fire him;…
Buddy, You Drove Your Car Into The Wrong House
It may seem hard to believe, but people drive their cars into houses pretty much every day. Often times, not surprisingly, alcohol is a factor. It appears that was the case here too. Unfortunately for this gent, he crashed a party, literally, and they were not pleased. As reported by…
Florida Vanity License Plates – Some Made The Cut, Some Didn’t
Yeah, yeah. Someone has to review vanity plate applications in every state. Of course, what is approved and what isn’t never seems to make a whole lot of sense. If you want to see A TON of plates requested in Florida and whether they were accepted or rejected, click here.…