Old folks like The Juice, especially (and almost exclusively) men, often quote from Animal House. As Dean Wormer said: “Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life …” When you look at her mug shot, you’ll see that “fat” doesn’t apply. “Drunk” definitely does. As for “stupid,”…
Pranks are funny. But really, the only person who can prank a cop is … another cop. Tell it to these folks in Houston. As reported by khou.com … Harris County deputies said they were initially called to a home in the 13600 block of Treebank Thursday night after reports…
Could there be a worse use of the one phone call you are allowed from jail? Okay, maybe if you made a bomb threat. But this is right up there. As reported by The Naperville (Illinois) Sun: Carly A. Houston was taken to the Naperville police station over the weekend,…
(source: e-boost consulting) Not only did this gent have an interesting method of shoplifting shoes, but he took orders by text! As reported by www.fox41.com: An arrest report for 36-year-old Sean A. Harrington lists him as “not employed,” but some may say that’s debatable after reading the description of his…
It’s not always good to keep it in the family. See, it all depends on what “it” is. This, the family could have done without. As reported by ksat.com (San Antonio, Texas): A man is accused of robbing from a popular West Side restaurant that is owned by his brother-in-law.…
No, this gent didn’t perform this feat with his hands tied behind his back. They were cuffed! As reported by The Highline Times: King County [Washington] Sheriff’s deputies were called to help Burien officers in a search for a handcuffed man who escaped custody at the Burien courthouse. Hell, his…
If more people were as suspicious as this “good samaritan,” The Juice would move to an island. Hell, he might just do it any way. As reported by khou.com: A loving husband triggered a massive police presence on Tuesday at a Cricket Store in southeast Houston. Police received a call…
If you’re having success running the ball, you keep running the ball until the opposing team counters it by, say, putting more men in the box. (Yes, The Juice likes football.) But in life, going back to something that worked is not always a good idea, especially in the world…
It’s not uncommon for police officers to charge people who flip them off. When those people fight the charges, they win. But what about f-bombing a police officer? Well, that depends, as an Ohio woman recently found out. As reported in The Knoxville News Sentinel: Dorthea Frazier’s son Cody was…
Yes sir. These streakers were in for a real surprise when they ran into a police officer while streaking through a neighborhood in Portsmouth, New Hampshire. And they got what was coming to them, which was … nothing! As it should have been with this truly victimless crime. Per The…