Good things come to those who wait? So maybe that wouldn’t have been the case here, since our perp was waiting in line at the KFC/Taco Bell drive-through… Still, patience is a virtue. Impatience, at least when manifested this way, is criminal. As reported by tampabay.com: Jennifer Lynn Betterly was…
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Can One Man Stop A Speeding Locomotive?
The answer is “yes,” one man can stop a speeding locomotive. Is it a good idea? Nope. As reported by TCPalm.com: A 26-year-old man accused Thursday of standing on railroad tracks in the area of Northeast Palmetto Drive and causing a train to make an emergency stop was arrested, according…
Robber Did What?
It’s just a fact that some folks will complain, whether they have good standing to do so or not. This dude is clearly one of those folks. As reported in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution: A man who robbed a Wendy’s at gunpoint Saturday night apparently was so upset with his haul…
You Call That Custody?
This gent didn’t wait to see if he was convicted and sentenced before breaking out. As reported by The Toronto Star: Toronto police are searching for a 32-year-old man after he escaped the College Park courthouse before his court appearance Thursday morning. It is alleged that Steven Gonyea was before…
About That Snake You Were Shooting At …
When you go around shooting a gun willy-nilly, well, who knows what (or who) you might hit. As reported by The Orlando Sentinel: Brandon Rapé was in a pickup truck with two friends Thursday about 11 p.m. when they pulled to the side of Sylvan Lake Drive near Sanford so that…
You Stole The Wrong Dude’s Truck. Check Out His Garage.
Of course vehicles get stolen all the time. You report it to your insurance company. They send you a check… This gent probably did that, but he didn’t stop there. He’s pissed! As reported by www.kens5.com (San Antonio, Texas): On March 10, Daryl McClain’s truck was stolen from his home…
Now Here’s A Crazy Michigan Law
Yes, this is actually on the books in Michigan: It shall be unlawful for any person to display or permit to be displayed on his or her motor vehicle any emblem or insignia of any organization, association, fraternity, lodge, club or order, unless the owner of such motor vehicle be…
You Can Do That With A Harmonica?
In the annals of history, this has got to be the first report of a harmonica beat down. Yeah, I said “a harmonica beat down.” Here’s the story, per The Tulsa World: According to Decai Liu’s arrest report, his roommate was in the bathroom getting ready for work when Liu,…
Why Can’t We All Just Get Along?
It’ll soon become clear that these neighbors are not on the best of terms. As reported in “Off the Beat” at tcpalm.com: A man on Sept. 9 told a St. Lucie County Sheriff’s deputy he was taking out his trash when a 60-year-old man who lives across the street started…
You Don’t Find Kohl’s Exciting?
Truth be told, The Juice isn’t a Kohl’s guy either. But some people get really excited about shopping there … A man from Oconomowoc, accused of fondling himself in a department store, was charged Monday with one count of Lewd and Lascivious Behavior. According to the criminal complaint, Daniel Wagner,…