We’ve all heard a story about someone mistakenly thinking somebody is pregnant. The Juice will wager you haven’t heard of anything remotely similar to this. As reported by TCPalm.com: A woman told police a dispute began after Jessie Mae Dorsey told her she was pregnant but she said she was…
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So You Knew The Car Belonged To A Deputy?
The Juice was going to give the perp the benefit of the doubt on this – like maybe he didn’t know it was a cop’s car – but then he read the rest of the article. Poof! went the benefit of the doubt. As reported by tcpalm.com: Sheriff’s deputies are…
This Is Too Much, Even For Texas
Apparently it still is the wild west in some parts of Texas. This goes way beyond standing your ground or protecting your home. As reported by khou.com: It happened in the 14400 block of Cypress Meadows Drive [in Harris County, Texas]. Investigators said the man was home when three robbers…
Think This Would Be Legal In The US? In Most Western Countries?
Different strokes, right? But you have just have to wonder how someone could think that this (1) is okay morally (2) looks cool, and (3) will not send you straight to hell. As reported at vegfriends.com: Yummypets revolts against this new fashion jewelry in China: live animals in a plastic sealed…
I Told You We Shouldn’t Have Taken That One!
It stinks when your car breaks down. It really stinks when you borrow someone else’s car, and it breaks down. It really, really stinks when you steal someone else’s car, and it breaks down, and … Per the Colorado Springs Police Department: Shortly after completing an unrelated call for service,…
Trial With Many F-Bombs, Including On Juror’s Shirt
One might think the f-bomb has the power of an a-bomb, the way folks deal with it. Take the recent case of a judge in New York who was not pleased with the shirt an alternate juror was wearing. Per the New York Post: The shirt in question, worn by…
You’re Not Really Looking For The Sympathy Vote For This, Are You?
If something bad happens to a candidate, some voters will feel sympathy for him/her, and will vote accordingly. Nevertheless, it’s crass to play the play the sympathy card even in the event of something serious. But this? Not cool. As reported at HighlineTimes.com (Burien, WA): Campaign signs for Des Moines…
After You Read This, You Won’t Be Complaining About The Person Sitting Next To You For A While
Every trip is better when the seat next to you is open, whether you’re on a plane, a bus, or, as in this case, a train. Why was this gent a bad draw as a seatmate? Well, as reported atbrevardtimes.com: A 33-year-old Florida man was charged Tuesday with lewd or…
This Judge Was LUCKY To Get A Reprimand
It probably went something like this: “Don’t worry, honey. I’ll call my friend the Judge. You’ll be out in no time.” Or not, though the call was made to the Honorable James (“Jim”) Patrick Sharp, Jr., Justice on the First Court of Appeals in Houston, Harris County, Texas. Here’s what…
If You Think Working At A Fast Food Joint Would Turn You Off To The Food, Think Again.
The Juice assumed, as many of you probably did too, that working at a fast food restaurant would turn you off to the food. Kind of like, I don’t know what happens in the kitchen, and I don’t want to know. Well, this worker gives the lie to that notion,…