Having looked at strange law-related stories, day after day, for years, there’s no denying that a fair number of people are nuts about McDonald’s. To The Juice anyway, it remains one of life’s unexplained phenomena. Here’s yet another example, as reported by clickondetroit.com: Police in Tennessee say a woman ran…
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A Very Uncool Way To “Celebrate” Halloween
It’s a safe bet that nobody will be trick-or-treating at this man’s house for a long time. As reported at mynews13.com: Children trick-or-treating Thursday night in a Deltona neighborhood got a rude surprise when Volusia County deputies said a 63-year-old man answered the door in a robe that exposed his…
Bad Driving And Then Some
Doing any one of these things and driving is stupid. Doing all three at the same time? Idiotic. As reported by BeeNews.com (Western New York): An Orchard Park man was charged with DWI after patrol responded to an accident in a Union Road lot. While speaking to the subject, the officer…
Dad, Have I Got An Easter Present For You!
When a 51-year-old daughter wants to do something nice for her 80-year-old father, it’s a good thing. All agreed? Okay, what if the “thing” is hooking the father up with a prostitute? The Juice’s opinion remains unchanged. As reported by abcactionnews.com: The pair, who listed their hometown as Dubuque, Iowa,…
Some Things You Just Can’t Say To A Judge
Judges are generally an understanding lot. But there are some things you just can’t say to a judge. Mr. Harry Elias found this out the hard way. As reported by kamloopsnews.ca: Harry Elias was in a family court proceeding on Monday when he allegedly told provincial court Judge Stella Frame…
Crime, Or Public Service?
It’s just a bad idea to leave your car unlocked, period. It’s an even worse idea to leave your car unlocked with dangerous items in it. As reported by TCPalm.com: A 48-year-old man told Port St. Lucie police Tuesday he discovered his throwing knife, sheath, .40 caliber pistol and magazines…
Woman Goes Postal On Postal Employee At Post Offfice Over Post Office Box
Yeah, like the post office is going to grant access to a post office box to someone other than the person renting the box. Well, there’s one woman out there who thinks that should be the case. No doubt she would feel otherwise if someone wanted access to her post…
Like You Wouldn’t Do The Same Thing If You Were Upset Over Your Drink Order At McDonald’s!
It’s so easy, in the comfort of your own home, or sitting there in your ergonomic office chair, to say that you wouldn’t have reacted as this Houston woman did. But can you really know with certainty? Exactly. As reported by khou.com: According to officers with the Houston Police Department,…
You Call That A Car Chase? Fine, A “Pursuit”
The Juice should have a separate flavor (check out the “flavors” [categories] on the right-hand side of Legal Juice) for posts like this: “What were you thinking?” As reported by The Baxter Bulletin (Mountain Home, Arkansas) Bull Shoals police officer David Chatman gave Stephen Lewis [age 47] a simple choice…
This Is So Uncool, And Gross
It was hard to decide whether to put this story in the “Uncool” or “Gross” category. The Juice went with “Uncool,” though it was a tough call. As reported by The Bastro Enterprise: A video that went viral on the Internet appeared to show someone in a University of Alabama…