The Juice has come across some strange fetishes in his thousands of posts over the years. This may be the strangest yet, as reported by The Philadelphia Inquirer. The Mayfair Town Watch reported yesterday on its Facebook page that the “Swiss Cheese Pervert” has been terrorizing neighborhood women. Yes, you…
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What’s Wrong With Pizza?
Doesn’t everyone like pizza? Well … A Central Texas man has been accused of stabbing his girlfriend after she brought home pizza instead of a chicken sandwich he wanted for lunch. McLennan County jail records show Michael Corsey of Waco was being held Saturday on a charge of aggravated assault…
Bank Robber Cyclist? Crossing State Line? Nooo!!!!
As a regular bicycle commuter, it pains The Juice to have to say this, but it’s not looking too good for this fellow cyclist. As reported by The Union Leader: Police [in Somersworth, New Hampshire] arrested a Maine man riding a bicycle Friday in connection with a bank robbery across state…
Woman Claims Divorce Lawyers Should Have Told Her Divorce Would End Her Marriage
You can’t make this stuff up. Well, you could, and people would say “no way would that ever happen.” As reported by The Independent: A British woman attempted to sue her former lawyers for professional negligence, claiming that, alongside a number of other allegations, they failed to advise that finalising…
Not A Good Idea To Step Out On This Woman
People react in many different ways when they suspect their spouse is cheating. Some folks get sad, and some get mad. Here’s mad, via The Gainesville Sun: Officials said Tara Johnson, 41, of 419 Squire Drive, and her husband have been married for about three years and living together for…
You Burgled That Club?
If you decide to burgle, there are so many options. In deciding where to steal from, wouldn’t you consider retribution from the owner if you are caught, either in the act, or after the fact? Of course you would … unless you are these guys. As reported by the Belleville…
Maybe Prison Isn’t So Bad?
Of course prison is really, really bad. So what could be worse? Well … as reported by wdrb.com (Loiusville, Kentucky): An inmate realizes he picked the wrong night to escape from prison. Officials say 42-year-old Robert Vick turned himself in after escaping from a facility in Lexington on Sunday. Why…
If You’re Going To Leave This Behind, Why Flee The Accident Scene?
Regular readers know that The Juice is a personal injury lawyer. During the course of his career, he has had several cases with the same key fact as this one, brought to you via the Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey). A Pittstown man was charged with numerous offenses after a…
You Tasered The Guy Where?
The Juice often blogs about the misuse of Tasers by the police, but not this time. No, this time the use appears to have been justified – it’s just that the officer’s aim was abysmal! As reported by The Orlando Sentinel: An unusual injury followed a confrontation in downtown Orlando last…
Dear, Can You Believe How Well Our New Plant Is Doing?
At a boot sale, which is roughly the equivalent of a swap meet, an elderly couple must have been delighted with the lovely plant they purchased. Certainly it was treated quite well, as evidenced by its incredible growth. So why is this Juiceworthy? As reported by the BBC: An elderly…