Stealing snack food may be sweeping the nation. The Juice will monitor the situation and keep you posted. The latest installment, which involves undergarments, took place at a gas station in Valparaiso, Indiana. As reported by nwitimes.com: Faith Green, 39, of Valparaiso faces theft, public intoxication, resisting law enforcement and…
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Things Eventually Escalated To … Egging!
What, like you never egged anybody or a house? As reported by The Beacon-News: Written Naperville police reports indicated [Sabrina] Touchstone was arrested about 3:45 p.m. Thursday following an altercation in the parking lot of the Walmart , 776 S. Route 59. Hmm. An altercation you say. Sgt. Steve Schindlbeck…
Sure Sign That You’re Not Smarter Than The Cops: You Think You Are!
The Juice does not think he’s brilliant, which means, of course, that he is! Flipping the script, this gent was so confident he was smarter than the cops that he actually taunted them on Facebook. Guess how that ended up? Per The Times Leader (Wilkes-Barre, Pennsylvania): The Freeland Police Department…
A Felony Charge For A $10.32 Theft?
Had this gent known the consequences, his fingers probably would have been a lot stickier. As reported in the police log at Lancasteronline.com: EPHRATA: Donna L. Strickler, 51, of Ephrata, was charged with felony retail theft after failing to pay for $10.32 worth of merchandise on Jan. 15 at the…
Can’t Stand The Thought Of Living Without Your Purebred Miniature Vietnamese Potbellied Pig?
You’ve never been a dog or cat person. No, you have always been drawn to purebred miniature Vietnamese potbellied pigs. But folks in so many places just don’t understand. Well, in Atlantic Beach, Florida, you’ll fit right in. Check out this portion of the municipal code on animals: Sec. 4-7.…
You Really Arrested Her For Cussing?
You just can’t go around arresting people for cussing, or you may be ponying up, as this Georgia city discovered. As reported by The Atlanta Journal-Constitution: Community activist Mary Kirkendoll grew so frustrated with Smyrna’s town hall question-and-answer session, she stood up and began to leave. Before she got to…
Grab Bag Thief
Is it unreasonable to think that a thief would want to know what he is stealing? Not this guy. Apparently any old box will do. As reported by khou.com: A Manvel homeowner’s security cameras helped lead police to the suspect accused of stealing a package from their front porch. Manvel…
You Will NOT Believe Why This Guy Attempted To Rob This Joint!
If you want to get the police department’s attention, there are other ways. This way, though, will definitely work! As detailed in the Colorado Springs Police Department blotter: On 01-09-14 at approximately 0756 hours, officers from the Sand Creek Division were dispatched to the Brunswick Zone, 999 N Circle Drive…
Cops Must Love Facebook
Many, many kids ignore it, but they know that when they put something on Facebook, it’s out there. At least the kids have an excuse: they’re kids! But what about these gents? As reported by TCPalm.com FWC [Fish and Wildlife Conservation] officers linked Darella and Roberts to the dead alligators…
Dashboard Camera Nails Texting Driver
Anybody with half a brain knows how stupid it is to text and drive. It’s also illegal in many states. Still, people continue to do it alarmingly often. As reported by www.news965.com: A 23-year-old driver in Fort Myers, Fla., admits he was texting while driving when he was caught…