There can’t be many boys out there who never played “doorbell ditch.” A few Missouri boys have definitely played this game out. In fact, they may never ring ANY doorbell again. As reported by The News-Leader (news-leader.com): Police say the boys angered the female resident to the point that she…
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Worst Fake Cancer Scheme Ever?
This isn’t the first time The Juice has blogged about a cancer faker. That lady had nothing on Ms. Lori E. Stilley. As reported by The Gloucester County Times (New Jersey) at nj.com: Making more than $3,000 from sales of an e-book was far from the only thing a township…
Proposed Law Sure To Garner Attention … But That’s Not Always A Good Thing
Does anyone really believe there’s no such thing as bad publicity? Check out this proposed Missouri law, as reported at fox2now.com: Courtney Allen Curtis, (D) District 73, introduced a bill to the Missouri House of Representatives that would make the high five the official state greeting. Yes, that’s right, an…
If You Have A Nice Phone, Sadly You Need To Think Twice About Answering This Question.
The question: “What time is it?” These days, that leads many people to pull out their phone to check the time. You know where this is going. As reported in the Police Blotter from the 62nd Precinct (Bensonhurst—Bath Beach) via brooklynpaper.com: Two bike-riding brutes swiped a man’s cellphone, watch, and…
That There Is A Lot Of Piranhas!
How much do you think a piranha is worth? More on that later. For now, you only need to know that, if you live in New York City, you can’t have a piranha. But just because it’s illegal … As reported by nbcnewyork.com: A New York City man is accused…
And You Think That Description Of The Perp Is Helpful?
Yeah, he was about six feet tall, white, a little heavy, with short blond hair and a big nose. He was wearing … Now that’s the kind of description that could be helpful. But this? Employees of Smith Oil on East Liverpool Road reported a tall, white, ugly man wearing…
If There Is A Good Way To Unretire A Number, This Isn’t It.
When Michael Jordan resumed playing basketball, you know he wasn’t going to play with a number 23 Jersey. No, that number was retired, period. While this gent’s jersey number is still retired, he’ll be wearing it every day, though not in a manner of his choosing. As reported by wdrb.com:…
Nobody Likes Slow Drivers, But Seriously?
Hell, The Juice himself is not the most patient driver. Suffice it to say that, if his car were miked, there would have to be a serious delay, with someone’s finger always on the button. But this dude in Houston? He either has an incredibly short fuse, was in a…
Johnny Law Steps In To Stop Graffiti Reign Of Terror
Without Johnny Law, there would be chaos, right? In this situation, Johnny Law needs to step off. In the Australian city of Whitehorse, little children drawing with chalk in front of a cafe have been deemed to be … taggers! As reported by The Whitehorse Leader: Children drawing with chalk…
Can You Burgle Yourself?
The Juice is a personal injury lawyer, not a criminal lawyer. Nevertheless, it’s obvious that you can’t steal your own stuff. But you can fake a burglary. The question is, why would you? As reported by The New Hampshire Union Leader: Police said they responded to the 11 Cranberry Lane…