Sure it’s true that kids these days do a lot of things sooner than kids used to. But this? Yikes. As reported by Reuters: A ten-year-old Norwegian boy came up with a novel excuse after he drove his parents’ car into a snowy ditch on Wednesday morning: he told police…
Yes, of course he was drunk. At least this way he has a reason (not an excuse) for fighting over a bottle of Bud … with cops! And he’s 20! Brilliant! Per The Northwest Florida Daily News: A young man didn’t want to give up his Budweiser Black Crown to…
“Hey buddy. Sorry to see you stuck in the snow. Would you like some help?” Okay, so that’s not quite how it went down. Per the Paterson Press (via northjersey.com): In two cases that authorities believe are linked, men offering to help drivers struck in the snow then robbed the…
No cook likes to be criticized. Some can just brush it off, some get their gun, and … As reported at blog.al.com: The customer ordered food from Good Friend Chinese and Seafood on Dennison Avenue Southwest Thursday evening, Edwards said. She found some kind of bug or roach in an egg…
Probably every generation, as they age, at some point says “kids these days!” That day came for a certain New Yorker, as reported by The Bee Newspapers (New York): A Redleaf Lane resident reported three teenage males were carrying a baseball bat and a golf club. The complainant told police…
Sorry pal. The defense of “I have no idea how those drugs got there!” is not available in this case. Why not? As reported in The West Briton: When he [Jack Anthony Harvey, 42] was arrested at his home, drugs were found in Harvey’s house, car and taped to his…
Craigslist is a fantastic marketplace. You can literally buy and sell anything, or so these gents thought. As reported by The Colorado Springs Police Department: On 02/01/14 at approximately 1700 hrs. Officer M. McCormick, was dispatched to the 1600 block of Loraine St. to investigate a reported burglary. Upon arrival…
This may be the worst trade ever made in a jail, anywhere. As reported by the Des Moines Register: A western Iowa man already convicted on federal fraud charges has been sentenced to more than two years in prison for selling his pain pills for candy. Say what? And they…
This guy must have played Grand Theft Auto, because what he did could have come straight out of the game. As reported by kaj18.c0m (Montana): The day-long crime spree happened on May 23, 2013. And what a day it was. It started around 7:55 a.m. when the Gallatin County Sheriff’s…
So he wasn’t really “in” for very long, but still. As reported by NorthCountryNow.com (Potsdam, New York): Potsdam police say they charged a man for yelling on Leroy Street early Sunday morning. Ryan J. Minsker, 21, Brewster, was charged with unnecessary noice at 12:49 a.m. and released on an appearance…