Does it really matter how many tolls we’re talking about? [2,362!] Or how much money is involved? [$558,000]. Apparently it does, per a court in China, which is now reconsidering its life sentence. As reported by xinhuanet.com: A court in central China’s Henan Province said Friday it would retry a…
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You Won’t Believe The Vehicle This Dude Stole
This was a joy ride for the ages. As reported by The Orlando Sentinel: Jose Quinones was bored and high. So the 19-year-old Orlando man decided to spice up his mundane life Wednesday in a wild way: a joy ride in a 5-ton Humvee. Quinones, deputies say, climbed a 7-foot…
Bank Robbery Doomed To Fail?
Got the gun? Check. Ready to do this? Check. In the bank? Um. No. Per the Lexington Herald-Leader: Police in Nicholasville say a man showed a gun and tried to rob a bank, but he wasn’t in one. The Jessamine South Elkhorn Water District has offices in what was formerly…
You Won’t Believe The Damage This Man Caused In His Attempt To Get Off Work Early
We all have days that we just want to end, even The Juice. But we all, er, most of us, that is, power through those days. Not this gent. The damage? You won’t believe it. As reported by The Union Leader: A former civilian painter who pleaded guilty Thursday to…
No Way Raylan Givens Would Have Done This
Okay, so this gent is probably a good U.S. Marshal. Still, ain’t no way Raylan Givens would have done this. Yeah, yeah. The Juice knows it’s a television show. But hey, it’s a damn good one. As reported by The Northwest Florida Daily News: An off-duty U.S. Marshal left his…
If It Doesn’t Sound Like A Real Job, It’s Not!
Yeah, this was a job alright – a con job. How do people not see through these schemes? This one is out of the 62nd Precinct (Bensonhurst—Bath Beach) as reported by brooklynpaper.com: The [22-year-old] victim said she applied for a position listed on the website Craigslist from her home in…
Watching The Movie Was Probably Punishment Enough
Whether to prosecute or not is a judgment call. In this case, let it go! You will not believe what this woman is being prosecuted for. As reported by foxcarolina.com: A Pickens woman has been arrested and charged after deputies said she failed to return a Jennifer Lopez movie she…
Hey, How Did That Get In My Underwear?
It’s fair to say that people generally know what’s in their underwear, and where it came from, right? An Italian gentleman with a wad of a cash in his skivvies couldn’t answer the “where it came from” part, putting him in the soup. As reported at www.couriermail.com.au: British border control…
No Internet For You!
Yeah, getting banned from the internet for a period of time is probably a fair punishment for what this man did. As reported by the New York Daily News: Jason Willis, 31, thought he was just having some innocent fun advertising his neighbor’s sexual services on personal ad sites. But…
You Shot Your Relative, Repeatedly, With That?
You’re probably thinking, hmm, a bow and arrow? A pea shooter? A crossbow? A taser? (Please, that’s not Juiceworthy.) An RPG? A bazooka? No actually … via nbcconnecticut.com … Police said David J. Walski [60], of 55 Crouch Avenue, fired several rounds at his male relative with a flare gun,…