There are lots of times in a person’s life when the best course of action is to just keep quiet. This would seem to be among the most obvious example of just such a case, but not to this gent. As reported by The Star-Ledger (via nj.com): Thomas Arahill, 55,…
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Cops Must Love Facebook
Many, many kids ignore it, but they know that when they put something on Facebook, it’s out there. At least the kids have an excuse: they’re kids! But what about these gents? As reported by TCPalm.com FWC [Fish and Wildlife Conservation] officers linked Darella and Roberts to the dead alligators…
That There Is A Lot Of Piranhas!
How much do you think a piranha is worth? More on that later. For now, you only need to know that, if you live in New York City, you can’t have a piranha. But just because it’s illegal … As reported by nbcnewyork.com: A New York City man is accused…
Why Would You Think That Fish Oil Is … ?
Who would go to a restaurant if they suspected the food might be tampered with? Well, there’s at least one woman who appears to fall into this category. As reported at highlinetimes.com (Washington State) in the police blotter: A Burien woman dining at the Tung Kee Mi Gia Chinese restaurant…
Excuse Me. You’re In My House, Eating My Food … !
Sure thing dude. My house is your house! No, the homeowner wouldn’t have said that, because she had no idea who the guy was! As reported by The Salina Journal (salina.com): A burglar apparently got a case of the munchies after breaking into a house in the 700 block of…
This Man Has Not Had A Very Good Week.
First this man gets shot just for going to church? (So he wasn’t exactly just “going to church.”) Then, he gets busted for being in a Burger King? (So it was a little after closing?) As reported by khou.com: A man [who] was shot and wounded by a church pastor…
Yes, Someone Would Stoop This Low To Try To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket
What lengths would you go to in order to avoid a speeding ticket? Ladies, would you fire up the waterworks? Gents, would you throw yourself on the mercy of the officer? You won’t believe what this guy did. As reported by WFTV.com: A man is accused of calling 911 to…
In Case You Didn’t Believe That There Are A Lot Of July 4th Drunk Drivers …
Okay, so technically it was July 5th, but clearly the drunkeness of these folks relates back (legal term, sorry) to July 4th. It seemed plausible when The Juice recently read that there are A LOT of drunk drivers out on July 4th. Let’s hope that, percentage-wise, this case is not…
A Judge Who Really Digs The Doctor – Seuss, That Is
New Hampshire Federal Judge James R. Muirhead was not amused (okay, he was really amused) when prisoner Charles Wolff included a hard-boiled egg with his request for a better diet. Here is what the Judge had to say, in an Order issued about the filing of the egg: No fan…
A Slice Of Domestic Bliss
Certainly domestic life often presents challenging situations. But this? As reported by BeeNews.com (New York): Police responded to a North Seine Drive residence where a male and female were having an argument about how the pizza had been sliced. Really?