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Why Counterfeit Money When You Can Profitably Counterfeit … Coupons?
Another day, another scam. It was working pretty well until … they got caught! As reported by The Express-Times via LehighValleyLive.com: Two coupon counterfeiters have been jailed after police in Warren County uncovered a large-scale baby supply scam that hit hundreds of stores in nine states while netting one of…
You’re Really Denying Any Knowledge Of That?
There’s this thing called “plausible deniability.” “Hey, I did not know anything about that!” See if you think this gent can rely on this defense. As reported by The Guyana Chronicle: Colin Manson, 25, of Lot 377 Turkeyen, Greater Georgetown, was remanded to prison yesterday on a drug trafficking charge.…
How Many DWIs Do You Have To Get Before They Stop Just Letting You Go?
In a 6-week span, this New Jersey man was charged with driving while intoxicated FOUR times! Each time, he was charged and released. As reported by The News of Cumberland County (at nj.com): [Anderson] Sotomayor [age 45] began his alleged traffic crime spree on April 2, when Ulrich said he…
Oh No You Didn’t Just Tip That Portable Toilet Over …
… with someone in it! Over a $28 debt! And the tipper was running for city council! True! And there’s more. Here’s the story from the Salem News: Ken Sawicki, a candidate for Salem City Council, spent two weeks of the campaign behind bars this fall for allegedly locking a…
Assaulted With … A Box Of Iced Tea
No offense to all of The Juice’s white Mercedes-Benz-driving readers out there, but, given the headline, is it any surprise that the perp drove away in a white Mercedes-Benz? Out of the 62nd Precinct (Bensonhurst—Bath Beach) via brooklynpaper.com: A disgruntled customer battered a cashier with a box of Lipton Iced…
Hey Lady, 911 Is Not An Escort Service
Perhaps this woman considered the reason for her call to be an emergency. It wasn’t. As reported by nbc-2.com (Florida): Police say the initial 911 call happened just after 6 p.m., when Maria Montenez-Colon complained that she wanted her Corvette back. When the officer arrived at the Almar Drive home,…
A Good Deed That Took A Bizarre Turn
A Costa Mesa, California woman, who was herself going through a rough patch, allowed a woman to sleep in her car. Upon returning to the car, she reports that the sleeping woman had died. So what did she do? Nothing! Here’s what happened, and how the police just discovered the…
If A Lawyer Did This, You Can Bet Your Arse He’d Have Been Disciplined A Long Time Ago
It is refreshing when someone steps up and admits that they did something bad. Of course, it could just mean that they knew they were going to get nailed anyway. In any event, it doesn’t erase what happened. This doctor did step up and admit to some serious charges. Now,…
Adultery May Not Be Taken Seriously In Many Places, But In Kuwait …
If France is on one end of the spectrum, Kuwait is at or near the other end when it comes to adultery. As reported by The Arab Times: The Criminal Court sentenced a Kuwaiti man and a female compatriot to two years in jail with hard labor and immediate execution…