It’s safe to say these folks won’t be going to each other’s house for dinner any time soon. As reported by The Daytona Beach News-Journal: A brawl between two families in Oak Hill on Sunday night included punching, scratching and a pit bull named Ellie May and her master both…
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Threatening Statements? Me? Hey, It’s My Word Against His.
If it’s a “he said/she said” occurrence, the party who has the burden of proof is usually going to lose, even more so in a criminal case because of the higher burden of proof. So if a person alleges that another person threatened him, that will be a tough case…
That’s What Account Numbers Are For
This teller must have missed the part in teller training about depositing funds by account number. (Who would do it by name?) Well, it turns out there is at least one teller out there who does it by name. And oh man is that teller in the soup. As reported by The…
So It’s Not As Bad As The Law In “Footloose,” But Still …
Remember the movie “Footloose,” about the town that outlawed dancing? Although South Carolina doesn’t ban dancing all the time, there is this restriction: Title 52 – Amusements and Athletic Contests CHAPTER 13. DANCE HALLS SECTION 52-13-10. Operation on Sunday forbidden. It shall be unlawful for any person to keep open…
6th DUI Conviction, And You Think That’s A Stiff Sentence?
If you are convicted of driving under the influence SIX times, you should be doing a hell of a lot more time than this bloke. As reported by phillyburbs.com: A Warrington man will have to spend 11½ to 23 months in the Montgomery County prison for his sixth drunken driving…
Not Your Average Battery
When you hear the word “battery” you think of 2 things: “Hey, do you have a AAA battery?” Or you think of someone getting the ass kicked. The Juice is quite confident that you would not think of something like this. Per The Northwest Florida Daily News: A man was…
Stronger Than The Smell Of Weed? Not So Much.
Certainly most people are not dumb enough to just send weed through the mail without trying to mask the smell. So the question is, does the masking agent smell stronger than the weed? Well, as reported by The Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): Eight packages filled with marijuana were discovered at a…
The Bird Gets It If You Don’t Follow Legal Juice On Twitter And Like It On Facebook
If you don’t follow Legal Juice on Twitter (@LegalJuice), the bird gets it. And rumor has it that Mr. Wile E. Coyote is ending his longstanding relationship with Acme for “a more reliable supplier.” When asked if maybe he’s the problem, not the equipment, Mr. Coyote maintained his characteristic silence.…
7 Years Of College Down The Drain
Not to be sexist, but if you don’t recognize that quote, you’re almost certainly female (or young, or old). Why does The Juice say this? Because it’s a classic line from a classic “guy’s” movie called … Animal House. But back to the story at hand, we have a…
If You Dislike Smoking And/Or Smokers, This Story Will Really Get You Steamed.
If you’re thinking this story is about a smoker who did something with a cigarette butt that caused a HUGE amount of damage, you would be right. Per The Star-Ledger (via nj.com): Middlesex County acting Prosecutor Andrew C. Carey said investigators believe that [school custodian] Jerome C. Higgins, 48, of…