The Juice enjoys skiing, but this is just nuts. A Colorado woman tried to pass herself off as her boyfriend so that she could use his ski pass! From The Aspen Times: The trouble started when a woman was caught trying to use a man named Daniel’s ski pass at…
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The Most Disgusting CVS Returns Ever?
Warning: this is truly disgusting. If you try and think of a product you could buy at CVS, and then return, that would be really, really disgusting, you would NOT think of this. As reported by the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office: Investigation revealed the individual was frequenting the CVS since March…
Some Strange Chilean Laws
It’s time for the Chilean lawmakers to do some housecleaning. As reported by ilovechile.cl: A recent study by the School of Law of the Universidad Bernardo O’Higgins (UBO), listed several situations sanctioned by the Chilean Criminal Code which may appear a bit… outdated by today’s standards. Like what? If you…
This May Happen In The Movies, But Not Too Often In Real Life
Of course it’s believable that a car being chased by one police car escaped, right? Absolutely. What about two? Three? Keep going. As reported by The Hamilton Spectator: Two video game thieves in a stolen car evaded a helicopter and officers from five police services in an incredible 90-kilometre [55.9…
How Many DUI Convictions Until You Lose Your License?
The answer to that question is “it depends.” It depends on state law. It also gets complicated when several states are involved. You’re not going to believe how many convictions it took to get this guy off the road. As reported by The Bradenton Herald: A Tennessee man was found…
Four Years In Prison For Stealing Underwear?
Is it really fair to sentence someone to four years in prison for stealing underwear? Before you answer that, you might want to ask “how many times?” and “from where?” As reported by the Winnipeg Free Press: James Duerksen spent more than two decades invading the privacy of unsuspecting female…
Judge Has “Black Robe Disease”
So maybe you’re sitting up above the rest of the folks in the courtroom. But this stuff? Uh-uh. Nope. Fuhgeddaboutit. It’s totally unacceptable. As reported by The Houston Chronicle: “It was horrible,” Houston attorney Wesley Clements said about the alleged behavior of District Judge Lonnie Cox. “When he started yelling…
You’re Really Kicking Him Off The Ballot Because Of Porn On His Website?
Sadly, this story is not about a U.S. politician. This gent hails from Bosnia. As reported by Reuters: “Seven days after my campaign began, the whole planet is talking about me,” Mirad Hadziahmetovic told Reuters. “I think I have had a super campaign and proved to be the best market…
Perhaps This Cretin Should Wash And Fold His Own Clothes
It’s a helluva lot better than cleaning the bathroom, but nobody likes doing laundry. That’s why some people, even if they have a washing machine, take their clothes to a laundromat to have them washed and folded. For very particular folks, this is a bad idea. That brings us to…
Clearly Her Worst Dating Experience
Dating is always a crapshoot. This date, though, ended in a very strange way. As reported in the police blotter from the 94th Precinct (Greenpoint–Northside) via brooklynpaper.com: The victim said she went on a date with the guy and, at the end of the night, he turned cretinous because she…