It’s probably not a good sign when a prison is showing a movie before it’s released to DVD. As reported by the Northeast Ohio Media Group via cleveland.com: The Lorain County Correctional Institution acknowledged Friday that pirated movies are being shown to prisoners there, even as inmates serve time for…
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Mayor Prohibited From Drinking?
No, The Juice is not referring to Mayor Rob Ford. There’s a very reasonable explanation as to why this Mayor is legally prohibited from drinking. As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): Kelvin Green, 18, will soon become the mayor of Archer City, Texas. No one filed to run for the…
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Or else what? If you don’t like The Juice on Facebook, and/or follow him on Twitter (@LegalJuice), expect a visit from Officer Cartman. He gets very angry if you do not respect his authority.
Busted For Hanging Out At The Mall
You probably guessed that this did not happen in the United States. It happened in Kuwait, as reported by the Arab Times. Some 45 youths were arrested by security operatives for loitering at the commercial complexes in Jahra governorate. The campaign, which was conducted upon the directives of Jahra Security Chief…
You Jailed This Guy For TWO YEARS Because He Allegedly Crossed Into Your Waters?
In what is clearly a cautionary tale for fisherman, especially those anywhere close to Kuwaiti waters, comes this report from The Arab Times: An unidentified Iraqi fisherman who was arrested by the Kuwaiti authorities on suspicion after he was caught inside Kuwait’s territorial waters has been released after two years…
Mommy, Why Is That Lady Naked?
When you’re naked, you are extremely vulnerable. Clearly you’re even more vulnerable when you are in the shower. A Houston woman was in just such a position when she heard a sound. Uh-oh. Per khou.com: “I was showering and I heard banging and it sounded like construction being done on…
Must Have Been Some Glorious “Glory Days”
Most of us would like to be young again. Okay, so most of the old folks like The Juice would like to be young again. And many of us say that we act young and feel young, and that’s all that matters. Not to this Texas lady. She went back…
Thief Will Have A Hard Time Using This, Um, Item, Without The Charger
Perhaps the thief was so excited about nearly completing his mission, that he forgot to steal the charger! As reported by The Daily Mail: A gold-plated vibrator has been stolen from a luxury sex shop in Brazil after an armed raider stormed into the shop and demanded staff hand over…
Woman Stole A Tracking Device?
What kind of criminal would steal a tracking device? Perhaps one who doesn’t know anything about iPads? As reported by wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): Louisville Metro Police say they arrested a woman on Monday after she was caught with a stolen iPad. You probably know how they caught her. Police say…
Let’s Scare The Dude On The Bicycle! This Will Be Hilarious.
There’s nothing funny about screwing with a cyclist, as this South Carolina man now knows. As a daily bicycle commuter on the streets of Washington, DC and Maryland, The Juice is pleasantly surprised that this crime is being pursued. Per wmbf.com (Myrtle Beach, South Carolina): Conway Police responded to the…