Please, tell me you did not just shoplift while carrying coke in your purse. As reported by Northwest Florida Daily News: A Walmart Asset Protection Associate became suspicious of the woman, identified as Tammy Sarah King, around 2:30 p.m. on July 31 because she was “constantly twitching and looking over…
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This “Incident” Will Add Some Spice To The Next Family Gathering
If this is the way he treats his own cousin, strangers beware. As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter: 84th Precinct – Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown Two louts robbed a man outside a Smith Street convenience store on Aug. 15, and fled in a getaway car driven by the victim’s…
They Wasted 1,200 Bottles of Beer!
In Germany, wasting 1,200 bottles of beer has got to be a felony. Why would anyone do that? You won’t guess, so I’ll tell you, via nbcnews.com: Thieves who broke into a shop in Muelheim, Germany, opened 1,200 bottles of Koenig Pilsener beer — but left the otherwise untouched containers…
Friends Don’t Let Friends … Let Their Kid Drive When They Are Drunk!
Clearly this gentleman is not a regular Juice reader, or he may not have tried this stunt. (The Juice has posted stories similar to this.) Sure, being drunk impairs your judgment, but to this degree? As reported by Albany Times Union: Town police said a Saratoga Springs man had his…
Slow Photo Booth Proves Costly?
Everyone has been in those strip-of-four photos booths at some point, which means you all know it seems to take forever for the photos to emerge. Well apparently this dude forgot to grab his pix, and it’s gonna cost him! As reported by LancasterOnline.com: A Lancaster man who fled the…
Yes, This Man Sued A Prostitute.
This is certainly not your average breach of contract case! As reported by The New Zealand Herald: The man, who’s known as Mr N, hired a private investigator to track the sex worker down after he felt he hadn’t had his money’s worth, when his session with the woman ended prematurely.…
Here Comes The Judge
Being a judge would be such a great job. Why would you risk losing it? If these allegations are true, Judge Joy won’t be too … no, it’s too easy. As reported by The York Dispatch: A state disciplinary court could suspend Shrewsbury-area District Judge Jeffrey Scott Joy on an…
Police Called Because Couple Was Arguing Over, Well, You’re Going To Have Read This One!
Arguments can start over the most absurd things. Somewhere out there, beyond the absurd things, there’s this, as reported in the Police Blotter of The Moultrie News: Police were called to a couple’s hotel room due to a verbal argument. The female told police the argument started because her boyfriend…
You Fought With These Guys Over That Beer?
Yes, of course he was drunk. At least this way he has a reason (not an excuse) for fighting over a bottle of Bud … with cops! And he’s 20! Brilliant! Per The Northwest Florida Daily News: A young man didn’t want to give up his Budweiser Black Crown to…
Watching The Movie Was Probably Punishment Enough
Whether to prosecute or not is a judgment call. In this case, let it go! You will not believe what this woman is being prosecuted for. As reported by foxcarolina.com: A Pickens woman has been arrested and charged after deputies said she failed to return a Jennifer Lopez movie she…