You’ll probably conclude, as The Juice did, that had loose lips not solved this crime, these gents would have found some other way to make it easy for the cops to close the case. Per The Florida Times-Union: Two Kings Bay sailors have been arrested in last month’s break-in at a…
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Yes, This Man Sued A Prostitute.
This is certainly not your average breach of contract case! As reported by The New Zealand Herald: The man, who’s known as Mr N, hired a private investigator to track the sex worker down after he felt he hadn’t had his money’s worth, when his session with the woman ended prematurely.…
So, What Are You In For?
That’s not a question this man will want to answer. Why? Because the answer is … dognapping. As reported by The Sun Sentinel: A canine con man was busted Wednesday after trying to extort an $8,000 cash ransom from a North Naples woman in exchange for her two white 3-year-old…
They Must Not Teach This At The Police Academy
Either this is not being taught at police academies, or lots of cadets are skipping class. Why? Because over and over, cops bust people for f-bombing. The Juice has blogged about this for years. The police are going to lose every time! As reported by The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette: A man…
Honk At Your Own Risk.
The urge to honk in certain situations is almost irresistible. This man will definitely resist the urge in the future. As reported in The Brooklyn Paper‘s police blotter for the 62nd Precinct (Bensonhurst—Bath Beach): The victim said he honked his horn at the pair while they were inside their vehicle…
Not The Best Hiding Place?
Clearly this was not the best hiding place. As reported by The Hunterdon Democrat (New Jersey): Jennifer Keller, 19, of Gettysburg was a passenger in a car stopped on May 31 shortly before 2 a.m. on Route 523 by Sgt. Chris DeWire for alleged erratic driving. The driver, a York,…
The Red Sox Bank Robber Strikes Again!
If all bank robberies went down like this, the world would be a better place. Why would The Juice say this? Well, as reported by The New Hampshire Union Leader: The incident happened at 11:33 a.m. Tuesday at TD Bank, 300 Franklin St., in downtown Manchester. The teller told police…
Swimming Away From The Cops?
Granted at this point they didn’t have a lot of options. But still, you really thought you’d get away from the cops by swimming across the lake? As reported by The Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): Jarrell Beckman, 32; Myron Davis, 31; Johnny Hughes, 22 and Christopher Watson were charged by Missouri…
Kid’s Doodles Ground Dad In South Korea
You want your kids to express themselves by drawing. Just not on your passport! As reported by metro.co.uk: The [4-year-old] child got busy during a recent family trip to South Korea, where he took to the back page of his dad’s Chinese passport with a black pen and drew some really nice…
Man Caught Golfing Gets Four Months In Jail
Of course you won’t be thrown in the clink for playing golf … unless … you’re on disability. Doh! The Juice despises fraud, and hence is not at all fond of this chap. As reported by thisisnottingham.co.uk: Judge Andrew Hamilton told Robert Cave he was an utter liar and cheat…