If you’ve watched any TV, you would know that only serial killers return to the scene of the crime. In this case, returning to the scene of the crime isn’t the issue. This dude never left! As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s police blotter (88th Precinct – Fort Greene–Clinton Hill):…
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Wait. Both Drivers In The Crash Were Drunk?
Better they should both be involved in one accident, versus each of them slamming into an innocent driver. As reported by wnyt.com: Police say two people were drunk when they crashed into each other early Sunday morning. Yikes. Officers say Laura Stefanik, 25, was making a three point turn in…
Looking Suspicious Isn’t A Crime, But …
Obviously there’s no law against looking suspicious. There is, however, a law against stealing cars. Per The Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): O’Fallon police have arrested three suspects in relation to a string of car burglaries. Caught in the act? Not exactly. According to police, officers got a call in the early…
An Interesting Hiding Place For Pot
None of this would have happened if the gent had only been wearing his seat belt! Anyway, check out where the gent was hiding the weed, as reported by baynews9.com: It was about 3:35 p.m. on Friday when a Volusia County Sheriff’s Office deputy positioned along State Road 415, in…
Thief Steals The Wrong Mercedes
If you’re wondering “Is there a ‘right’ Mercedes to steal?” – the answer is a resounding “yes.” It would be a Mercedes that doesn’t have a lion in the back.. Per The Telegraph: Caesar, Circus Probst’s ferocious five-year-old star, was being transported a Mercedes van when the vehicle was stolen.…
Should Have Listened To Kid’s Complaints About Pot Smell
Sure, all kids complain. But if they’re complaining about something you’re doing that’s illegal, ignore the complaints at your peril. A Minnesota couple learned this the hard way. Per The Duluth News Tribune: A criminal complaint says the boy told investigators he had complained numerous times to his mother about…
A Very Strange Car Chase
Is it really a “car chase” if the suspect isn’t speeding, but just refuses to pull over? While you’re pondering that, here’s the story, as reported by the Northwest Florida Daily News: On Aug. 9 the deputy saw a Mitsubishi traveling south on Beal Parkway with no tag light. He…
This Man Has Some Serious Anger Issues
Something set this guy off, because he went berzerk. As reported by CBC News: Durham Regional Police say that witnesses reported seeing a Honda going north on Concession Road 7 at a high rate of speed and swerving in front of oncoming traffic at 5:30 p.m. Wednesday. Police allege that…
Yes, You Can Get A Ticket For This.
Not even a warning? Come on! As reported by North Country Now (Potsdam, New York): An Ogdensburg man was charged with squealing tires at 10:40 p.m. Tuesday at the intersection of State Street and Riverside Avenue, according to police. Edmund Barr, 24, of 310 Rosseel St., was issued a traffic…
Um, Seriously, Leave The Restaurant And GET A ROOM!
It’s nice to see a couple in love, right? Yes, and no. In this case, definitely “no.” As reported by wkmg (clickorlando.com): Orlando police said Jeremie Calo, 32, and his date were “having sex on a table in view of minor children” on the patio of Paddy Murphy’s restaurant. Yikes!…