Working on your knife-throwing in a public area is not a good idea under normal circumstances. How about under these circumstances, as reported by kval.com (Eugene, Oregon): Police responded to the commercial district near NW 9th Street and NW Spruce Avenue around 5:30 p.m. Sunday to a report of a…
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Maybe Things Aren’t Going Well With Your Employer, But …
Warning: Do not read this right before, or after, eating, because it’s really, really gross. Okay, here it goes, per The Standard, “China’s Business Newspaper” A domestic helper has appeared in court accused of trying to injure her employer by mixing her menstrual blood in a pot of vegetables she…
Time For A Bigger Safe
If one person can’t carry the safe, nobody would say you made a poor choice in going with that one. Still, The Juice is quite confident these folks will be going with a much bigger safe this time. As reported by nj.com: Bridgewater police are investigating the burglary of an…
Oh, You’re Going To Give Me That Sweet And Sour Sauce
Even if you like sweet and sour sauce, ain’t no way you like it as much as this Washington State man. As reported by The Highline Times: A man entered a fast food restaurant at the 14800 block of 4th Ave. S.W. asking for some condiments. The clerk told him…
Yes, Someone Would Stoop This Low To Try To Avoid Getting A Speeding Ticket
What lengths would you go to in order to avoid a speeding ticket? Ladies, would you fire up the waterworks? Gents, would you throw yourself on the mercy of the officer? You won’t believe what this guy did. As reported by WFTV.com: A man is accused of calling 911 to…
All Door Are Definitely Not Alike
Door are similar in that they all lead somewhere. On a plane, though, where they lead is kind of important – the bathroom, or, as reported at theindependent.ie … Tomasz Mucha (26) had never been on a plane before and drank vodka and beer to steady his nerves before attempting…
And You Call Yourself A Park Ranger!
There are bad apples in every profession. Yes, there are even bad park rangers, but probably very few that are this bad. In fact, I’ll bet this guy isn’t even a park ranger! Per The San Francisco Chronicle: Marin County authorities are warning hikers to beware of a man claiming…
Easy DWI Bust Top Ten – Easily
This guy could not have made it any easier for the police to bust him for driving while intoxicated. As reported by The Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): The incident happened on Friday, July 18, just before midnight on Route 31 north near Echo Lane. Patrolman John Tiger saw a…
Can’t A Man, Alone In Elevator, Have A Little Privacy?
If you live in Britain, you have to know that cameras are everywhere. And yes, that includes elevators too. And seriously, you couldn’t wait another minute or two? Per The Daily Post: A man who defecated in a lift is being hunted by police as part of a crackdown on…
Inmate Down An Ear, Up A Little Coin
No doubt this gent would rather have his ear back. Unfortunately, that is not an option. As reported by the Belleville News-Democrat (Illinois): Roger W. Harris, 21, alleged in a federal lawsuit that guards at the jail should have done more to protect him from other inmates. On May 11,…