If you have issues with your neighbor, take them up with your neighbor (and do it in a civilized way!) Leave the lawn guy alone! Unfortunately it did not go down that way, as reported at mysuncoast.com (WWSB): According to the Charlotte County Sheriff’s Office, deputies met with the victim,…
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Evidence? What Evidence? I Don’t See Any Evidence.
The cops have you red-handed, with the evidence right there in front of you. So what do you do? Here’s an option you might not have considered. As reported by the Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey): On Thursday, June 1, at about 1:55 a.m., Patrolman Joseph SanGiovanni saw a 2012…
How Do You Make A Shoplifting Charge Worse? Here’s One Way.
While you were trying to shoplift, the loss prevention officer was just doing his job, which sometimes, well, really bites. As reported by The New Hampshire Union Leader: A city woman is facing a felony charge because she bit a loss prevention officer at Macy’s who caught her shoplifting items…
This Is Not Your Typical “Victim Of Crime Helps Catch Perp” Story.
You wouldn’t be surprised to hear that the victim of a crime assisted in the apprehension of the perp, would you? But what if the victim was … a reptile? As reported by 7online.com (WABC): The incident happened around 7 p.m. Monday on Jericho Turnpike in New Hyde Park. The…
You Want Me To Turn My Music Down? Fuhgeddaboutit!
Ah roommates. If you’ve ever had a roommate, and you say you’ve never had an argument, you’re lying. Still, a knife? As reported in The Brooklyn Paper: The victim told police that he knocked on his roommate’s door at their apartment between Norman and Nassau avenues at 12:30 am and…
Teens Exhibit Wholly Inappropriate Post-Manicure Behavior!
Girls wanted to get their manicure on. Totally fine. Not paying for it, and worse? (you’ll have to read below) – totally uncool. As reported by The Orlando Sentinel Ty Nguyen called police around 2:45 p.m. Thursday after the three teens ran from MD Nails on Claracona Ocoee Road after…
Let Me Get This Straight
Olay hires Twiggy (age 60) to promote a product (the Definity eye illuminator) that supposedly makes your eyes look younger. Said the ad, next to a photo of Twiggy … Olay is my secret to brighter-looking eyes. There’s just one small problem – the photo was airbrushed! I kid you…
Appropriately, This Gent Was The “Vice” Mayor
Have you ever heard of a charge for DWM? It stands for Driving While … This is some seriously aberrant behavior, and incredibly dangerous. Check out this story from WJHL in Kingsport, TN: Three women testified against former Mount Carmel Vice-Mayor William Blakely, graphically recounting times he exposed himself while…
Yup. Definitely Time For Some Sensitivity Training.
Please, tell The Juice that this Connecticut legislator did not just push the button to talk and say that. Alas, he did. As reported by the The New London Day: State Rep. Ernest Hewett, D-New London, was removed from his post as deputy speaker this week after making an inappropriate…
Oh, So You Think You Can Mess With My Trust Just Because I’m Dead?
So back in 1996, this couple in Arkansas set up a Trust. The beneficiaries were his 3 kids and her 3 nieces. Simple enough. Well, after Robert died, guess what Robena did? Kids? What kids? She amended the trust to exclude her deceased husband’s 3 kids, effectively disinheriting them. Surely…