Forget about “I only had 2 drinks …” or “I was looking for the Easter Bunny…” Wait, that’s what this dude said he was doing. As reported by The Union Leader: John Fowler, 50 … claimed a man had come to his house with information about the location of the…
Anybody with half a brain knows how stupid it is to text and drive. It’s also illegal in many states. Still, people continue to do it alarmingly often. As reported by www.news965.com: A 23-year-old driver in Fort Myers, Fla., admits he was texting while driving when he was caught on…
One would think that, somewhere along the way, this kid learned that 911 is for emergencies only. If not, he should definitely know now. Per The Wisconsin Rapids Tribune police log: • At 10:49 a.m. Monday, an 11-year-old boy called 911 because his friend used the “F” word at the…
Even those among you who think that words like “shit”are “bad” words should concede that they are okay to use when they are integral to the story. Somehow “contents of the septic tank” just doesn’t get the point across like “shit” does. Anyway, as reported by The Times and Democrat…
Wait – so you’re saying if I post videos on Facebook, other people can see them? Why didn’t anyone tell me this? As reported by pix11.com: Stephen Ruth of Centereach, Long Island apparently got tired of getting tickets after trying to beat red lights at intersections with cameras affixed to…
Okay so it is vandalism, but it barely register’s on the Vandalometer. How was he caught? The way many “criminals” are caught, of course – by following the trail of penises! As reported by TheLocal.dk: A 31-year old man from Aalborg was convicted for a fairly bizarre act of vandalism…
As a daily bicycle commuter, it pains The Juice to speak (ahem, “allege”) ill of a fellow traveler. Alas, it is not looking good for this gent, as reported by NJ Advance Media for NJ.com: Jose Angel Perez-Luna, 31, Tannersville, Pa., was arrested early Sunday morning near the Holland Tunnel…
You know that when you point a gun in the air and shoot, that the slug will land somewhere, right? This is especially true when you fire a gun inside a building. As reported by The Bismarck Tribune: A Bismarck man is accused of firing a shotgun into the ceiling of…
This kid is Trouble. That capital “T” is intentional. Why? Check out what this youngster has been up to, as reported by wmbb.com (Florida): Police say that a 12-year-old charged in June with stealing a school bus and taking it on a joyride has done it again. Yes, again! According…
Sir, your library card! Now! [Shredder sound in the background.] As reported by The Plymouth Herald: Officers were called to the on campus library around 12pm after a 41-year-old man had reportedly exposed himself to a female library user. A police spokesperson said: “Police received reports a male had indecently…