If a store won’t take your fake hundred … just go to the next one, and the next one … As reported by Lancasteronline.com: Toni Lyn Miller, 32, of Sinking Springs, passed a fake $100 bill at one outlet store and tried in vain to pass a similar bill at…
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Some Seriously Misdirected Anger
Here’s the question The Juice has for the perp: WTF? As reported by The Herald (Rock Hill, South Carolina): [According to Rock Hill police], a 44-year-old man texted [Julie] Baker [31] to break up with her this weekend. She then went to his room at Piedmont Medical Center and began…
Proof That You Need A Good Night’s Sleep Before Going To Work – No Matter What Your “Job” Is!
Falling asleep on the job is never a good thing. But if this is your “job”, you are really in the soup. As reported by The Herald-Tribune: A man burglarizing a Nokomis home passed out on the bed beside a bag of stolen jewelry and didn’t notice deputies taking his…
What Could You Possibly Do With A Motorized Grocery Cart?
Motorized grocery carts are very useful for certain folks while doing their shopping. But outside of a grocery store, what would anyone use it for? The police may have asked Mr. Wedding that question, among many others. Per wdrb.com (Louisville, Kentucky): According to an arrest report, an officer saw 19-year-old…
So You’re Saying There’s Something Wrong With A Judge Dismissing Her Own Parking Tickets?
For this judge, the job is apparently not all about banging away on a gavel and doling out some justice. Although she has only been charged, it’s not looking good. As reported by lancasteronline.com: A Lancaster city district judge has been removed from the bench after she was charged Monday…
The Walmart Effect?
Why do so many weird things happen in or around Walmart? Probably because they’ve taken over, and people spend so much time there. Any way, this gent won’t be welcomed in Walmart, or anywhere else, for a spell. As reported by The Herald-Tribune: A North Port retiree was jailed Wednesday…
An Awful Time To Pocket Dial Anyone, Let Alone 911
Pocket dialing someone can be awkward at worst (or so you thought), at least, that is, if the person on the other end listens. (Admit it – you listen.) What happened to this gent was much worse than awkward. As reported by wkrn.com (Nashville, Tennessee): Mt. Pleasant police say they…
For Docs In UK, Three Strikes And You May Not Be Out
If this case is at all typical, it’s very tough for a doctor in the UK to be permanently barred from practicing medicine. As reported by The Daily Express: Dr Ellen MacInnes, who has also been banned from driving three times, had to provide a blood sample to prove she…
Winging A Jar Of Peanut Butter? Bad Idea.
This isn’t the movies, where the bad guy is escaping and the good guy picks up a rock and throws it 50 yards and nails the perp. No, in real life, when you try something like that, something like this happens, as reported in the The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter…
A Truly Strange Way To Litter
Yeah, the beach may have a lot of sand, but it’s nothing like a sand trap. A Florida couple might argue otherwise. As reported by baynews9.com (St. Petersburg, Florida): A couple was spotted hitting about a dozen golf balls into the Gulf of Mexico from the beach in Redington Shores…