You’ve heard the expression “Brilliant minds think alike.” Well, what about drunk minds? As reported by nj.com: Officers Matthew McAuliffe and Robert Appel responded to a report of two men who crashed into a rock wall in the area of Simpson Avenue and Whitfield Place, police said. Appel found a…
In the US, with our “zero tolerance” policies for so many things, this kid would have been suspended. Period. Fortunately for him, the boy resides in the UK. As reported at Scotsman.com: Bomb disposal experts were called to a school in Hamilton, South Lanarkshire this morning amid reports that a…
Fortunately for the clerk in this Little River, South Carolina store, this “armed” robber is not very good at robbery. As reported by wmbfnews.com: [33-year-old Joshua Page Edwards] walked into the store to allegedly shop for a gift, and perused the shop with the clerk before walking up to the…
If you have ever been lucky enough to fly first class, maybe you’ll have some understanding of what this man did… As reported by The Highline Times (Washington State): A man sits in King County jail after he allegedly bolted through a security checkpoint at Sea-Tac Airport and onto an…
Indeed, making his food addictive was the goal of a Chinese restauranteur. As reported by The South China Morning Post: A noodle shop owner was detained after he was discovered to have been adding parts of a poppy plant – from which opium is made – to food so that…
This gent seems like the neighbor from hell, especially if the comments following the story are true. As reported by The Bradenton Herald: A 48-year-old man was arrested at 3:30 p.m. Sunday in Myakka after violating Manatee County’s noise ordinance a fourth time, according to authorities. Pete Hunsader was playing…
It is abundantly clear that you just don’t mess with Malone. That dog can flat-out smell, as a gent with a full cavity discovered. As reported by kvia.com (El Paso, Texas): The seizure was made at approximately 1:30 p.m. Monday at the Paso Del Norte pedestrian crossing. A 35-year-old U.S.…
(No, not the kind of flash in the picture above.) Assuming everything this woman says is true, you just have to scratch your head. As reported by www.timesonline (Beaver, Pennsylvania): The owner of a Moon Township landscaping business has been charged with exposing himself to a female passenger in his…
Actually, madam, your money isn’t good anywhere in the United Kingdom. As a personal injury lawyer, but for his alter ego, this is not something The Juice would normally come across. No doubt Ms. Louise Munro would not have come across a law like the Coinage Act of 1971 either,…
Yeah, yeah. Someone has to review vanity plate applications in every state. Of course, what is approved and what isn’t never seems to make a whole lot of sense. If you want to see A TON of plates requested in Florida and whether they were accepted or rejected, click here.…