Regular Juice readers will, oddly enough, recognize this scenario from a recent post. This, however, led to much more serious consequences for the perps. As reported by The Orlando Sentinel: Sometimes, good detective work and weeks of investigation are needed to nab suspected criminals. But other times all investigators need…
Legal Juice
Two DUIs, And More, In One Day?
A bender? Not uncommon. Driving while on a bender? Common, but thankfully not as common. Getting busted while driving on a bender? Less common. Getting busted TWICE IN THE SAME DAY while on a bender? Fortunately, extremely rare, but it does happen… As reported by The Beaver County Times (Pennsylvania):…
Think He Really Slept Through That?
The Juice has known some heavy sleepers. But come on. You don’t sleep through this. And remember, is was 4:15 a.m. (Hint: He was probably passed out.) As reported in brooklynpaper.com’s police blotter: 84th Precinct – Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown Three lowlifes stole a wallet out of a sleeping straphanger’s pocket…
Not The Best Way To Get Your Spouse Out Of The Bathroom
Nobody has to go to the bathroom this badly. To what length did this man go to try to get his wife to leave the bathroom? You won’t believe this one. Per The Northwest Florida Daily News. According to the Fort Walton Beach arrest report, the couple was arguing inside…
A Most Despicable Getaway Attempt
Sadly, lots of shoplifters use their kids during the perpetration of their crimes. But this lady, she’s in a whole ‘nother category. Per The Belleville News Democrat (Illinois): Mykala M. Bator was charged by St. Clair County prosecutors Saturday with felony retail theft over $300, felony possession of a controlled…
Would You Sue Your Mom?
If you blamed your mom for severing your pinky, would you sue her? A contractor in New Jersey did. As reported at NorthJersey.com: In 2006, John P. Garrity was installing hardwood floors for his mother, Nancy, when the accident occurred, according to court papers. While working with a miter saw…
If They Could, Real Ninjas Everywhere Would Be Crying
What could possibly bring a ninja warrior to tears? Well, if ninjas could cry, the thought of what this man tried to do dressed as a ninja might do it. As reported by myfoxorlando.com: It was a scary morning for a local woman when, deputies say, a man in a…
Scofflaws, Head To Belgium!
It’s kind of like the “blue flu” with one big difference – these officers are showing up for work, but with a twist. As reported by Reuters: Belgians who drive a bit over the speed limit, forget to buckle their seat belts or park illegally can breathe easier this week…
Bingo Rage?
You would think a bingo hall would be a refuge of sorts. In this instance, you would be wrong. As reported by North Country Now (Potsdam, New York): A Lisbon woman faces a harassment charge following a Sept. 26 domestic incident, according to St. Lawrence County sheriff’s deputies. Ruth E.…
Come On. It Was A Really Small Gun.
True, it was a really, really small gun. But when you’re trying to board a plane, size doesn’t matter as this gent found out. As reported by wmbf.com: Officers with the Transportation Security Administration found a loaded gun in a backpack at Myrtle Beach International Airport. A 59-year-old Murrells Inlet…