We’ve all been there. You drink to much, and you do something stupid. Usually though, not this stupid. As reported in the Colorado Springs Police Department’s blotter: Incident Date: November 15, 2014 Colorado Springs police received a 911 call shortly before 9 p.m. reporting that gunshots could be heard coming…
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It’s Great That You Made It To The Court Hearing But …
People often don’t show up for their court appearances. But don’t go giving this woman (yes, that’s her above) any props just yet. Per The South Jersey Times via nj.com: A Lindenwold woman who was in court for driving with a suspended license allegedly left after being heard for multiple…
Doctor Takes Cell Phone Pictures Of His What?
A New Zealand doctor took a number of photographs of his … genitalia, with his cell phone. You might ask, “Why?” According to the judge, the reasons “still remain largely inexplicable.” Our doctor, whose name the court has not released, tried to send the photos to a female friend with…
It Sure Looks Like This Pennsylvania Judge Is In A World Of Trouble.
If even some of these allegations prove to be true, run! As reported by pennlive.com: Harrisburg District Judge Robert Jennings III squeezed financial kickbacks from constables for his election campaign, sat on citations filed against himself and associates and made inappropriate sexual comments to women, a state investigatory board said…
Hey Man, Give Me The Buzz I Paid For.
Say it ain’t so! Not at the home of the Seattle Seahawks and the Seattle Sounders! Well, according to komonews.com (Seattle), it appears to be so. The beer at the center of Seattle sports universe [CenturyLink Field] appears to be watered down. In two different undercover trips, the Problem Solvers…
Why Discriminate Against Junk Dealers?
Like it’s not hard enough to make a living as a junk dealer. In Wyoming, apparently you have to breathalyze the person before you can buy the junk! And why just junk dealers? Here’s the law: 33-18-105. Purchase from intoxicated persons. No person, firm or corporation engaged in the buying…
Do Not Toilet Paper This Guy’s House
Minnesota man Scott Wagar had enough. His house had been getting hit for 7 years. Per wcco.com: Wagar never used to have a problem with homecoming traditions, until he became one. Years ago he caught a group of Willmar High School students trying to cover his house in toilet paper…
Is That A TV In Your Pants, Or Are You Just Glad …
A tv? If you’re wondering how this is possible, so is The Juice. As reported by WCCO (Minneapolis): The officer then saw in plain view that King had a large item wrapped in plastic and stuffed down his pants. It was a 19-inch flat screen television. King also had other…
Clearly Some Folks In Wyoming Were Fishing With Guns
How could The Juice possibly know that people in Wyoming were fishing with guns? Well, do you think they would have passed a law prohibiting it if nobody was doing it? Exactly! Here’s the law: 23-3-201. Fishing tackle; designation of waters for setline fishing; taking fish with firearm prohibited; snagging;…
30 Days In Jail For The Bird?
While many police officers in the United States will arrest you for flipping them off, the courts have consistently held that doing so is protected by the First Amendment. There is nothing offering one such protection in Dubai, as an Iranian woman found out. As reported by gulfnews.com: A businesswoman…