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Thanks To The Orange Juice Burglar (And The Sun Sentinel), “Legal Juice” Further Enters Our Lexicon

A big “shout out” from The Juice to Mr. John Long of Loxahatchee, Florida for the assist (along with, or course, the Sun Sentinel) in further entrenching “legal juice” into our lexicon. How did he do this? Here’s how, as reported by the Sun Sentinel: [Mr.] Long … is the…

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So You’re A Security Guard There, And You’re Not Aware Of The Security Cameras?

It wasn’t hard to prove that this was an inside job! You might ask yourself how a security guard could possibly be unaware of security cameras in the store where he worked. It’s definitely a head-scratcher.  As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter (90th Precinct – Southside–Williamsburg): The owner…

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No, The Dog Didn’t Eat His Homework. This Gent Blamed Buster For Something Much More Serious.

Really? You’re blaming the dog for the car exceeding 100 mph? Under oath? In Court? Yup. You can probably guess what the judge thought of this defense. As reported by The Daily Star: Jordan Winn claimed Buster, a Staffordshire bull terrier, leapt into the foot well of his Volvo and sat…

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