A Minnesota man was thinking no such thought as he got ready to … spit! And he paid the price. As reported by www.kare11.com (Minneapolis): “I was walking to get some pizza with some buddies,” Thomas said. The 21-year-old said he was getting over an illness and he spit as…
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A Father Texting His Daughter! How Nice, Or … Is It?
Normally it would be nice for a father to text his daughter. Here, not so much. As reported by wowt.com: The Nebraska Supreme Court on Friday reversed a lower court’s issuance of a domestic abuse protection order for a 16-year-old girl against her father, saying his vulgar, obscenity-laced texts did…
Thanks To The Orange Juice Burglar (And The Sun Sentinel), “Legal Juice” Further Enters Our Lexicon
A big “shout out” from The Juice to Mr. John Long of Loxahatchee, Florida for the assist (along with, or course, the Sun Sentinel) in further entrenching “legal juice” into our lexicon. How did he do this? Here’s how, as reported by the Sun Sentinel: [Mr.] Long … is the…
You Reject What You Admit Was A Good Plea Deal? Say What?
You, a former judge, enter into a plea deal. Your lawyer says it is a good plea deal. Then you reject it because it might impact your pension? Check this out, as reported by The Phladelphia Enquirer: Former Philadelphia Common Pleas Court Judge Willis W. Berry Jr. on Thursday rejected…
Not Your Typical Drug Bust
You know how when you watch TV shows about jail or prison, the joints are filled with contraband? Well, it’s true. Some prisons have such a problem with prisoners using cell phones that they have to jam them! As for drugs in the joint, here’s an example, as reported by…
You’re Against Actresses And Models Wearing “Short” Skirts?
The Juice has never heard of anything happening like this in the United States nor does he expect to, ever. However, this was in India, as reported at dnaIndia.com: A 24-year-old man allegedly slapped actress and model Gauhar Khan and assaulted her at the sets of a musical reality show,…
So You’re A Security Guard There, And You’re Not Aware Of The Security Cameras?
It wasn’t hard to prove that this was an inside job! You might ask yourself how a security guard could possibly be unaware of security cameras in the store where he worked. It’s definitely a head-scratcher. As reported in The Brooklyn Paper’s Police Blotter (90th Precinct – Southside–Williamsburg): The owner…
No, The Dog Didn’t Eat His Homework. This Gent Blamed Buster For Something Much More Serious.
Really? You’re blaming the dog for the car exceeding 100 mph? Under oath? In Court? Yup. You can probably guess what the judge thought of this defense. As reported by The Daily Star: Jordan Winn claimed Buster, a Staffordshire bull terrier, leapt into the foot well of his Volvo and sat…
One Man’s Foot Odor Is Another Man’s Perfume+
Foot fetishes don’t seem to be that uncommon. The question is “Why?” As reported by CTV News Toronto: An Innisfil, Ont. man has been arrested in connection with a series of sexual assaults involving women’s feet. The man is accused of several instances of licking women’s feet and stealing their…
FCC Fines? Fuhgeddaboutit. How About Serious Jail Time?
In the United States, you’re not going to jail for a TV show. In other parts of the world, well … As reported by the International Business Times: Pakistani starlet Veena Malik and her husband, along with the owner of Pakistan’s biggest media group, Geo TV, have been sentenced to…