Here’s a tale of smoker who really, really wanted a cigarette. As reported in the Colorado Springs Police Blotter: Officers were dispatched on a panicked call for help by a 24 year old resident of the Summer Grove Apartments, located near the intersection of N. Academy Boulevard and Austin Bluffs…
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Just Say “No”
Sure, the First Amendment permits you to yell at police officers, and even flip them off. But in most cases, they’re doing their job, and doing it within the law. And even when they’re not, you should consider your own circumstances before opening your yap. As reported by The Northwest…
Now You Can’t Smoke When You Drive?
You probably just assumed The Juice was talking about somewhere in the United States, didn’t you? It’s always about us! Well, this time it’s about Taiwan, as reported in The China Post: Motor vehicle drivers caught smoking while driving on busy roads will soon be fined NT$600, according to a…
Worst Per Capita Armed Robbery Ever?
Really, if you’re going to commit an armed robbery, with 2 other people (!), you can’t do any better than this? Rolls of pennies? As reported by wmbfnews.com (Myrtle Beach, SC): Three males in hooded sweatshirts and masks robbed a convenience store in Horry County at gunpoint Monday night, making…
Not The Most Well-Planned Crime …
It probably started with something like this: “Hey, I have a great way we can make some easy cash!” As you’ll see, it wasn’t such a great idea! As reported by khou.com: Employees at a Texaco gas station are cleaning up a mess after a failed smash-and-grab left behind…
How Could This Underwear Thief Not Have Been Caught Sooner?
You’ll have to click on the link below to see the photograph of the haul. Only then can you understand the magnitude of what this fetishist did. As reported by The South China Morning Post: Some thieves have a penchant for the strangest things. Residents in Yulin city, Guangxi province,…
Can You Get Jail Time For Watching A Cartoon?
So do you think someone can get jail time for watching a cartoon? Would it make any difference if the cartoons were sexual? Decide for yourself, after reading this from stuff.co.nz: Ronald Clark downloaded the Japanese anime cartoons three years ago, setting in train events that would see him in…
Fool Me Once, Shame On Me. Fool Me Four Times?
You go out drinking, and shit happens. But four times? Fuhgeddaboutit. As reported in the The Police Blotter in The Brooklyn Paper [88th Precinct (Fort Greene–Clinton Hill)]: Some careful crooks emptied the pockets of a man sleeping on the Q train on Dec. 13, according to police. The groggy 43-year-old…
So This Guy Walks Into A Police Station …
Occasionally people walk into a police station and confess to crimes. But how often do they walk into the station and commit crimes? Well, it happened recently in Philly, per wpvi tv (Philadelphia, PA). It was around 11:30 a.m. Sunday when police say 33-year-old Carlen Higgs walked into the Upper Darby…
Sure Sounds Like This Dallas County Judge Is Not Bringing Her “A” Game
Perhaps it’s time to attend some of those judicial conferences and retreats? Maybe pick up a few things? As reported by The Dallas Morning New: Earlier this year, [Judge Etta] Mullin made news when she refused to allow an attorney into her courtroom because he was wearing shorts. The attorney,…