I think Representative Borris Miles will have a tough time explaining this (as reported by The Houston Chronicle): … in December … Miles crashed a party at the posh St. Regis Hotel. Party host David Harris said a drunken Miles shocked guests with loud, profane language before planting a Godfather-style…
As reported in The Star-Ledger, The Advisory Committee on Judicial Misconduct charged that Superior Court Judge F. Michael Giles [Essex County, New Jersey] launched a tirade against Sebastian Bio when the attorney pressed him on a legal matter in 2006. The tirade? “I said get the [hell/fuck] out of my…
Surely Ponce de Leon High School (Florida) Principal David Davis would deny it’s hatin’. Decide for yourself. As reported by the Student Press Law Center: The lawsuit, filed Thursday [by a junior at the school], alleges that Principal David Davis told several students who were wearing rainbow belts and shirts…
True. As reported in The Knox County Times, Camden-Rockport Middle School in New Jersey has banned farting, apparently due to a bunch of superfarting eighth-graders. This is from the Fire Cracker, the school’s newsletter: Strange, but true, thanks to a bunch of 8th grade boys, intentional farting has been banned…
Earlier this month, the North Carolina Legislature honored Dr. Bob Crummie as “doctor of the day.” In addition to some interesting “deep thoughts” (see below), Dr. Bob has had a few run-ins with the law: In 1997, he was convicted of driving while intoxicated. (Okay, that was a while ago.)…
Okay, so the 2 cops were in an unmarked car in street clothes [sort of]. But perhaps alleged prostitute Rose M. Townsend should have picked up on the following signs: Detective Osborne was wearing a tactical vest with the word “Police” in large letters! Detective Hamblin was wearing his badge…
What would you do if your dog ate the food off your plate? Me and Devin Shane Calhoun, well sir, we’d shoot him. (Note to PETA, truly, I like dogs.) As for Mr. Calhoun, of Conifer Colorado, he definitely does not. As reported by UPI: A Conifer, Colo., man faces…
As reported by The College of Physicians and Surgeons of Ontario, here is the story of Dr. John Geoffrey Limbert of Victoria, British Columbia: This family physician cared for a female patient for five years during which time she had two pregnancies. Subsequently, he established himself as a full-time sex…
Sorry, no f-bombs. But, here’s a little tale courtesy of John Browning of The Southeast Texas Record: Father Luis Alfredo Rios of St. Thomas the Apostle Church in Crystal Lake, Ill., was sued for making a “wrongful sermon” by one of his parishioners, Angel Llarona. Llarona left two voicemail messages…
Parents get divorced. Dad converts to Judaism, and wants son circumsised – and Mom doesn’t. Now if I were to to tell you that the son istwelve years old, who else do you think they should ask? Yes, junior, of course! You would think someone would have thought of this…