By who? A principal! According to Anita White, a teacher at New Braunfels Middle School in San Antonio, Texas, here’s what principal John Burks said to her and three other teachers: He stated if the scores were not to his liking, he would kill us all and then kill himself.…
Legal Juice
Venomous Viagra? Asian Elixir? Or Just Cheap Vodka With A Snake?
A fella in Palo Pinto County Texas, known as “Bayou Bob,” has been arrested for selling alcohol without a license. Not just any alcohol, mind you, but vodka with a rattlesnake in every bottle. It helps that Bob Popplewell is a rattlesnake rancher. When the police raided his ranch, they…
Bank Teller Thinks Something About Transaction Smells Funny
Tyler J. Meverden of Sturgeon Bay, Wisconsin, went to the bank to make what he probably thought was a routine deposit. There was just one problem, as reported in the Door County Advocate: The money Tyler J. Meverden, 21, tried to deposit at a Sturgeon Bay bank reeked of marijuana,…
Aussie TV – Raining F-Bombs? C-Bombs?
Can you say that on TV in Australia? Hell yes. Chef Gordon Ramsay, of “Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares” in Australia (and “Hell’s Kitchen” in the U.S.) drops some serious f-bombs. Per The Daily Telegraph, … celebrity chef Ramsay slipp[ed] in the f-word more than 80 times in one episode. Shazam! Should…
Sorry, Sir. Those Are NOT Allowed In The Hospital
Kauai has got to be one of the coolest places on earth (especially the north shore). It’s definitely the coolest place I’ve ever visited. But even this totally chill tropical paradise has a few rules. For example, when you visit somebody in the hospital, you can’t bring the patient’s horse…
What Hand Gesture – Not The Bird – Lands Texas Attorney In Jail?
Austin Texas attorney Adam Reposa, in court representing a man charged with DWI, was not pleased with a particular objection made by the prosecution. As reported by keyetv.com, Travis County Court at Law #6 Judge Jan Breland put Adam Reposa into the lockup after he made what is described in…
No Jail Time For Canadian Child Molester?
How can that be? I have no idea. As reported in the Edmonton Sun: According to the agreed facts, the victim disclosed to her parents that Lister had sexually assaulted her on approximately six occasions between September 2005 and June 2006 when she was between 11 and 12 years old.…
On The Lam After Ham Slam
Joe Scola, of Gloucester, Massachusetts, heard the front door of his restaurant slam. As reported in the Gloucester Daily Times, When he glanced outside, he saw his waitress returning from a break. She asked him, “Who’s that guy carrying the meat down the street?” Scola recounted yesterday. The dude was…
What Happens If You Offer Gum To A Prostitute?
Actually, Dayton, Ohio resident Tony Henderson only thought the woman he propositioned was a prostitute. Actually, she was a police officer. So what happened that fateful night in April 2006? As reported by the Court of Appeals of Ohio, Dayton Police officer Dyan Briggs was working as a prostitution decoy.…
An Unforgettable Lap Dance
Not the good kind of “unforgettable,” though. A fellow named Stephen Chang was at the Hot Lap Dance Club, when, he alleges in his lawsuit, he got a lap dance that was – sorry – not so hot. Seems he caught a heel in the eye, causing “serious injuries.” And…