Here’s what William P. Smith, Esq. said to the Judge in a Florida Bankruptcy proceeding: Mr. Smith: I suggest to you with respect, Your Honor, that you’re a few French fries short of a Happy Meal in terms of what’s likely to take place. Billy, Billy, Billy. You didn’t just…
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A One Month Suspension For What?
Remember the post the other day about the doctor who got a one week suspension for having a sexual relationship with a patient? Well, Dr. Mark Blaylock got a one month suspension for … putting a picture of a government official in the trash! For real. Dr. Blaylock is the…
Was This Psychiatrist Treated Fairly?
You are psychologist Andrew Jacobs, and you need a psychiatrist to treat your wife for depression. Not surprisingly, you refer her to the same Harvard-trained psychiatrist you’ve been referring people to for 10 years. Surprisingly, this man, Kansas Dr. Douglas Greenens, tells your wife that she is in an unhealthy…
Felons Can’t Vote In Idaho But …
They can run for president. Of the United States. No shit. All you have to do is pay a $1,000 fee and you’re on the ballot. That’s just what Keith Russell Judd, a felon who is locked up in federal prison until 2013, did.
Perhaps The Flight Crew Should Have Cut Her Off?
So this woman is on a Delta flight that lands at Logan International Airport in Boston. As she would make sure everyone knows, she is FAMOUS! As reported in The Boston Globe: The general manager of WHDH Channel 7 was arrested after an allegedly drunken, obscenity-laced tirade at Logan International…
Um. What Address Did You Say This Was?
This is a strange one. See if you make the same call the jury did. Here’s the scene, as described in The Oregonian: The petite 24-year-old Beaverton woman got out of the shower wrapped in a towel, stopped to watch a couple minutes of TV and then sat down on…
Dude! This Is How You Come To Court?
Malcolm Williams came to the Houston County Courthouse to pay some fines and to report to his probation officer. When he emptied his pockets before going through the metal detector, as reported in the Dothan Eagle: …out spilled two baggies of marijuana along with a wad of cash and a…
Strip Search?
If you missed it, check out yesterday’s entry regarding some strange “justice” in Eutawville, South Carolina. Here’s some more of that there strange justice. This is the side of the story of three fellas who were pulled over by the Eutawville police: They had finished a day of fishing, and…
Here A Bra, There A Bra, Everywhere A …
How the hell was this done? Somebody just waltzed into Victoria’s Secret in Flagstaff, Arizona and stole 350 bras! Mind you, the store was open. And for some reason, the anti-theft tags did not trigger the alarm. The haul has a retail value of about $15,000.
Bent Penis Is Key To Case?
So said Plaintiff’s attorney Rob Serafinowicz in a case now being tried in the Waterbury Superior Court in Connecticut. The case involves allegations by Neil Perrotti that, when he was 17 years-old, former Middlebury First Selectman Edward B. St. John sexually assaulted him. As reported in the Hartford Advocate: [Serafinowicz…