It takes some doing but, yes, you can. A 63-year-old Floridian named Mary Davis found this out the hard way. She was pissed off when the police, who came to her house in response to a domestic dispute, arrested her son. As reported by the Florida Times-Union: … [Ms.] Davis,…
You might know the rest of the saying (“so shall ye reap”), and so might Pennsylvania dentist Thomas McFarland, Jr., but he paid it no heed. The “sewing” in this case was the dumping of about 300 used needles [and other medical waste] into the ocean, which washed up on…
Is f-bombing on TV okay in Australia? Hell yes. Chef Gordon Ramsay, of “Ramsay’s Kitchen Nightmares” in Australia (and “Hell’s Kitchen” in the U.S.) drops some serious f-bombs. Per The Daily Telegraph, … celebrity chef Ramsay slipp[ed] in the f-word more than 80 times in one episode. Shazam! Should the…
If it sounds really crazy, it’s usually true. As reported by the Los Angeles Times: A 28-year-old man pleaded no contest to a misdemeanor count of animal cruelty in a bizarre New Year’s Eve incident in which he leaped off the San Diego-Coronado Bridge with an Oceanside police dog biting…
Despite having examined the patient several times in 2002 and 2003, the doctor failed to notice that his patient had a 32 pound cyst! What did he tell her? Per the Otago [New Zealand] Daily Times online, that … …she was overweight and prescribed weight-loss pills. Wrong. Very wrong. The…
Before I tell you what Christopher Lucero told New Mexico State Police Officer Kurtis Ward, just remember one thing: Lucero was drunk! As reported in The Albuquerque Journal, Lucero said he was weaving because: His passenger spilled his beer … Doh! There’s more. … next to Lucero, 31, was a…
Although you usually get what you pay for, that does not apply in this case. As reported by radio station CJAD: A 34-year-old St Constant woman has taken her doctor before the College of Physicians disciplinary committee for her more than $5 000 breast augmentation which only lasted four days.…
Our purse snatcher in Port St. Lucie, Florida, was a male cross-dresser, and apparently not a very good one. Why? He left his fake breast at the scene of the crime! And it was made with a condom filled with water, stuffed in a sock! The cops are dusting the…
Outrageous, right? But true. As reported by UPI: Police in Australia have set what they describe as “very generous limits” for an upcoming auto race [The Bathurst 1000] The limit? … no more than a case of beer a day for adults. Holy shiznit. You know Aussie’s like their beer…
How can a burp lead to an arrest? Here’s how, as reported by The Australian: A 19-year-old man who allegedly burped in the face of administrative staff at a north Queensland police station has been charged with being a public nuisance. Innisfail District Police Inspector David Tucker said the man…