Maybe this won’t help Johns everywhere, but 9 Johns in Pennsylvania had a real good day. The “Johns” I am referring to are the customers of prostitutes. What’s the cause for celebration? As reported by lehighvalleylive.com, Riegelsville’s Craig Cardone and 8 others, accused of soliciting prostitutes, are getting their cars…
Yup. A 20-year-old construction worker named Cory Bishop got a ticket for having “indecent” stickers on his car. Where are things apparently going so well that they have time to write tickets for such a harmless “offense?” Harrisonville, Kansas. Per the Kansas City Pitch, here’s what the stickers said: Imports…
Ojai, California’s loss is Ashland, Oregon’s gain? Ms. Jennifer Moss, as reported by The Oregonian … …often pedaled a bicycle around Ojai in a hemp G-string and flower-shaped pasties to promote Earth-friendliness. Live and let live, right? Her most recent misdemeanor arrest was for removing everything but her G-string and…
Not only is it illegal for men to go topless in Easton, Maryland, it’s illegal for “any person.” What about babies? What about boys? Here’s the law: Sec. 18-9. Required dress, upper torso, penalty. (a) It shall be unlawful for any person, whether male or female, to appear upon the…
It’s 2:30 a.m. in Hartman, Arkansas. Do you know where your 12-year-old is? No worries. He’s just drinking your beer, with his 10-year-old friend, then taking the truck out for a spin. Why? Per the AP, to find a girl they met at the rodeo! Here’s what happened: The boys…
So if you’re a neighbor of 15-year-old Ryan Bowen, you could always move. (One poor family did.) But what do you have to do to get the court to issue an ASBO (Anti-Social Behavior Order) against you? And to take the unusual step of naming you? (The ASBO imposes a…
Usually nothing. But there are exceptions. Per the Chicago Tribune: A DeKalb lawyer was suspended for 15 months Thursday for arranging to have a female client perform nude dances for him in exchange for credit on her legal fees, a state commission said. Here’s how it started: The relationship began…
About a month ago, Oscar Reynolds Jr. was acquitted of robbing the Liberty Bank in Jonesboro, Arkansas. Guess what Mr. Reynolds was doing this past Tuesday? He was robbing that same bank! Unlike the first time, where he was acquitted because he could not be positively ID’d, smart money says…
So this woman, Briana “don’t make me pounce on you” Pouncy, told her live-in boyfriend Joseph Boykins to do the dishes. He didn’t. When she came home to a sink full of dirty dishes, it was on. They argued, and she told Mr. Boykins to leave. When he refused, it…
Should spitting really be criminalized? “Yes,” said the powers that be in Cincinnati. Here’s a law that was passed in 2006 as part of the “Neighborhood Quality of Life Unified Code” Sec. 1601-27. Spitting in a Public Place. No person shall spit upon any sidewalk, street, highway, alley, the floor…