“Um, excuse me. Could you please keep it down?” Fuhgeddaboutit. Ain’t nobody quieting this lady down. As reported by The Star-Ledger at nj.com: A 47-year-old Hackettstown woman went on a rampage and was arrested when police arrived at her house to check into a noise complaint last week, authorities said.…
Remember the story about the Swedish parents who wanted to name their daughter “Metallica?” Or the Swedish transvestite who wanted to change his name to Pia? Add to that list the Swedish couple who wanted to name their daughter “Elvis.” Fuhgeddaboutit, said the National Tax Board. Why? Because … Elvis…
To call this pair “smugglers” would raise the ire of smugglers everywhere. As reported by North Country Now (Potsdam, New York): Two Canadians were charged with possession of 75 pounds of marijuana Thursday and jailed on $25,000 bail, according to state police. Troopers charged Chantal L. Mondon, 35, and Dat-Shing…
Hey, just like homeowners associations, all clubs have rules. The Mile High Club is no exception, and this mischievousness doesn’t cut the mustard. As reported by The Prince George Citizen (Halifax, Nova Scotia): A flight attendant told the trial of a woman accused of committing an indecent act on a…
Yes, some people want rules in their neighborhood. And that’s why some people move into condos or neighborhoods governed by homeowners associations. But there are some really stupid rules – like this one! And some of you will say that these folks could have read the rules in advance, but…
Are you really going to stand there and claim that you booted that vehicle? Uh-huh. Well, then where’s the boot? And the vehicle? As reported by the Brooklyn Paper Police Blotter: 84th Precinct – Brooklyn Heights–DUMBO–Boerum Hill–Downtown A scofflaw managed to remove his car from Dean Street on Dec. 26,…
The Juice will wager you have not encountered a shoplifter like this woman. As reported by by wtsp.com: Guapiles, Costa Rica – Captured on video, a woman shocked workers by stealing a flat screen TV by stuffing it up her dress, between her legs. The woman simply walked into the…
If you can believe the police shows and movies, the worst jobs are probably desk jobs and traffic. This unit ain’t nothing like that! As reported by countercurrentnews.com: A police officer in Arkansas recently lost his job after he exposed a massive scheme that allowed officers to have sex with…
Regular readers know that The Juice is a personal injury lawyer. During the course of his career, he has had several cases with the same key fact as this one, brought to you via the Hunterdon County Democrat (New Jersey). A Pittstown man was charged with numerous offenses after a…
Here’s an example of a judge in Arkansas who couldn’t keep it in, although he really didn’t pay a price for his misconduct. As reported by ArkansasMatters.com: A Union County District Court judge is being disciplined after the investigation of several complaints. The Juice has seen worse, but this stuff…